I've been singing "First Time In Forever" for like four days now. Aaaand now it's back. I feel your pain.

You are just... not educated, bro. And moving the goalposts. I am pretty tired of going back and forth with you, listening to you trying to insist that this poor violent offender was done wrong.

I could indeed, also, take a 38% pay cut and live on it, because I'm not an idiot with my money. If I beat my partner, though, I'd be in jail making 0% of my paycheck. Seems like being rich saves you from obeying the rules the plebes have to abide by.

I am saying all of those things. Athletes make too much money, this guy is an asshole, and a knock to his paycheck is NOT ENOUGH.

The Carefirst BCBS I had in college would cover one abortion per year. The stuff I have now through my employer doesn't specify a limit - abortion is covered.

Khan/Sherlock? =D =D =D

Yet again - taking a bit of money from a rich-ass violent offender is NOT an effective punishment. Taking 10% of my income is a lot, and even I could mostly keep my standard of living. Sorry I don't think this rich bastard isn't actually being punished by losing a bit of extra cash. Onoz, he might have to sell that…

Effective punishment for beating the shit out of a partner. The tiniest violins for the perpetrators' poor aching wallets.

My heart bleeds for his $795k/year. It really does.

That doesn't stop them from not being hit very hard by a loss of income.

That would be all right if they didn't make more in a week than I do in a year. =/

Do your students sign informed consent forms for this data collection?

Ugghh gross. I have taught a class like that, and while people will often volunteer waaaaaay TMI, there is no damn excuse for putting students under a very public spotlight. =P

The vast majority of the shitty messages I got were via the chat function. Once I turned that off, the quality of messages improved considerably. Except for this one guy who told me I reminded him of James Holmes, but in a good way. That was kinda weird.

Some rando woman I've never met was telling me (via facebook) that women who waited until 30 to marry were whiny, selfish barren-wombed babies. Umm, thanks? Sorry about all that time I wasted "advancing science" when I should have been married and poppin' out baby after baby with someone completely incompatible!

Yeah, man, that stuff that's tied to a stick!

Why buy the pig when the sausage is free? ;)

*applause gif*

Woo! Joining the unicorn club.

32D. You've changed my life.