Ah, np. Missouri-Rolla has one of the biggest St. Pat's celebrations in the US, full of way too much drinking. Beer for Breakfast and (screw)Drivers and Doughnuts are just two of the many events that week.

You didn't go to UMR, did you? (I guess MST now.) Mmm, Drivers and Doughnuts. Still don't know how I passed modern American history.

Have you seen this? http://the-toast.net/2014/09/08/eve…

Back in the days when the pilot and co-pilot would give them to you if you went up to talk to them, because there was no door on the cockpit...

On my 21st birthday, I ended up in the ER with alcohol poisoning. They dumped two liters of IV saline into me and sent me home the next morning. I went to work that night still drunk but feeling amazing. IV saline is a godsend for hangovers.

I met my fiance on OkC, and a couple of other relationships before him. And some hot-ass hookups. Damn son. Anyway. I did have to wade through a lot of bullshit... one time a guy told me I reminded him of James Holmes and that he thought that was awesome. That guy is not my fiance.

I did once date a student as a TA. We were already dating, he was in another major, and then I got assigned to a class he'd already registered for. I told the prof, gave his papers to her to grade, all fine.

Today's mainstream liberals are now "neoliberal" - meaning, thirty years ago they'd've been Republicans. Progressives now are what we used to call liberal.

My Loki is a half-coon, and he definitely squeaks. Constantly. Huge cat, tiny little voice.

Your comment is the first I've heard of Cmdr. Diaper. I love it. =) I was there in... I guess 2001-2002? Academy; the middle schoolers weren't so hardcore.

Ah, the Sex and Gossip Center.? Many a fond memory, but none come close to the diaper guy. Bro knew it was a time for courage.

Look at how poorly the parents of Francis Howell kids reacted to learning that they were going to have kids from Normandy and RG attending. They would come on television and say the most thinly veiled, horrifically racist things, with zero embarrassment.

Nah, that's legit. it's like... so it's common for someone to say "I like all music except for country and rap." Well, is that because you've never been expose but you're willing to try? Cool. Do you object to the common themes of the genres? Cool. Or do you just consider those genres markers of lower class status?…

Nothing like cohabitation to move an annoying habit into Bitch Eating Crackers territory.

Wait, that's not normal??

That is my biggest fear about pregnancy. Not the actual birth, but all the blood draws. How did you manage it?? I usually get drunk but that's out.

You poor, sad little person you.

Women pee all over the seat, too, so those side-eyers have nothing to complain about. #wipeafteryouhover #youwontgetassherpesifyousit

Yup! Adrenaline kicks in fast and reduces appetite. Cortisol takes a little longer to kick in, about 30-45min, and that will increase appetite once the adrenaline wears off.

Uhhh these warnings go out on broadcast TV, too, and on the radio. And sirens, if you're in an area that has them.