Yup. Or the wife leaves her handbag with phone and car keys somewhere, has to get a cab home, suddenly the fool-proof system falls part.
Though it’s almost certainly just this guy’s “I could totally have had an affair with my hot jailbait sister-in-law you guise” fantasy being played out anyway.

“if my wife found out, which she won’t” lol

Probably because I don’t talk that much, would be wasted on me :)

“Hood jobs” makes me think of Big Ounce :)

Even if it’s a bit cheesy this one’s been my soundtrack for the past 2 years:

The legacy thing is bizarre in a supposed meritocracy.

I don’t think it’s been an online-only thing since swatting started.

Actors with fake heads.

Yes, I got that. My reply to you wasn’t serious.

People who are kids. Use your grammar.

Sorry, I suspected but couldn’t help myself this time (I can’t ungray people so it’s more tempting).

People who’s kids told them they’d been assaulted on one side. People who didn’t like kids selling water without a permit, or folk grilling in a park, on the other side.

Good luck to you from this random internet stranger.

Well now I’m sitting here wondering what truthful people blink with!

I remember a game I was into years ago had an option where you could get married, then your wife could cheat on you. It was bizarre how the other players (all dudes as far as I could tell) went straight to utter murderous rage. At their polygonal 2-lines-of-dialog-total wife having an affair.

I love this kind of breakdown Prachi.

You’re recommending me this article 9 years later kinja? I think this is the worst one yet....

You mean Publius has been practicing his best “Draw, pardner!” for nothing?

I’ve had some small success with non-partisan things. The stiffing small businesses, mocking disabled people, encouraging his supporters to attack peaceful protesters (even the republicans-against-trump guy), barging into the changing rooms at his pageants etc etc.

Good on you.