Kneeling incurs a surcharge.

Yeah, it really should lead with “Cops show up at know youtube scammer’s door...”. I almost felt sorry for the guy for a few paragraphs.

Right, so that is part of the reason folk say they’re all a bad bunch. We don’t want you to just stop talking to the guy at lunch (seriously...). Or only fire him after he’s brutalized people multiple times.

“Oh no, paid leave then some light desk duty until it all blows over!”

Nah, they should gain access to decent cops.

Are you saying this is how it currently is or how it should be?

“Doesn’t matter how right you are”.
It’s nice he gave any fence-sitters a little push over to your side eh :). 

I love this one.

Mmm, Nesquik. I think I have some in the cupboard, time for a snack.

Fur farming.

Go pine martens! https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/mar/07/return-of-pine-martens-could-save-britains-red-squirrels-say-scientists

Ah, so the basement is the bilge then. Excellent.

Like congratulations on it?!

You should work for IGN.

I chuckled just reading the headline. 

Dude, nah. Your second paragraph is reversed if anything.

It’s possible he’s very good at writing a persuasive profile that gets lots of matches (presuming he uses apps). Plus using youthful-looking pics. Then they find out the truth in person.

Thanks for this. Though the frequent C’mon and join our CREW! popups are a bit annoying tbh, you don’t really need to see that kind of thing more than once.

Me too, I’m having to restrain myself form looking them up again right now.

Another alternative