I can handle the person in front of me who decides to recline all the way back almost immediately after takeoff.

I admit to a certain amount of skepticism about this story as presented. I’m skeptical that a flight attendant would really “insist” that a live animal be stowed in the overhead bin, and I’m skeptical as to why any sane pet owner would actually stow their pet in the overhead bin. Also, while United “assume[d] full…

I’ve been pulled over many times here in Virginia over the years for Driving While Long-Haired. No infractions, no citations; just fishing expeditions by troopers seeing a somewhat scruffy-looking long-haired male driving a cheap car and thinking, I’ll bet we can bust this guy for something. Unfortunately for them,…

I hear Tiger’s only there ’coz he thought it was the Valtrex Championship.

Heritage, not hate! They just wanted to maintain their heritage of being allowed to own dark-skinned people! What’s so wrong about that?

Nothing related to the Eagles is good.

Ohhhhh, I’m NOT supposed to post rapey-porn to Jalopnik. Damn, I’ve been going about this all wrong.

He was honestly a pretty crappy actor, who was in pretty bad movies.

Ah, continuing the tradition of things named “Vista” being terrible.

I owned a PT Cruiser (long after the hysteria died down), and it was a comfortable and wildly practical car. The rear seats were removable, making the interior cavernous. It would’ve been a fantastic vehicle if not for the Chrysler workings under the hood.

Clearly they’re hiding kryptonite from Superman.

The 300 offers four different shades of grey. FOUR! Yet no brown or gold. This green is about the only passable color I saw in the configurator.

Marlins, Diamondbacks, Pistons, Hornets, Panthers, Jags, Capitals, Wizards, Mighty Ducks. All introduced or rebranded with some shade of teal or weird blue-green mashup.

Damnit. Here I was all ready to roll my eyes at journalistic navel-gazing and New York hipsters, and yet somehow, even though this tl;dr roast was much too long to even skim, I came away with some sort of appreciation for a person who did his job well.

Amphibians are very cool.

Dumb stuff like this is exactly why I appreciate the work of Jason Torchinsky.

OWNS. OWNS.

I’m glad you went through all that extra effort for some photos that, viewed on a blog, are basically indistinguishable from photos taken digitally. I hereby award you five extra hipster points!

Fuck Jaromir Jagr.

The case drew criticisms along racial lines from the beginning, as Gasser was allowed to go free by police despite confessing to killing McKnight multiple times.