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They also have the wrong logo for Maryland’s Giant, which is technically a different company from Pennsylvania’s Giant/Martin’s. They’re both subsidiaries of Dutch conglomerate Ahold Delhaize now, but so are Food Lion and Stop&Shop. If my Martin’s card from Giant of Carlisle doesn’t work at Giant of Landover stores--

I do love any story that flies in the face of the American stereotype of Germans as efficient, dutiful, and always following the rules.

It doesn’t appear to be worth it to be a meek parker.

This is almost certainly a case of Secret Service orders overriding the Quirks & Features of the Nantucket of Michigan

I had one friend who had a baby and tried using cloth diapers, since disposable diapers are a horrifying blight upon the global ecosystem.

Uh, Manassas might’ve been the edge of rural Virginia thirty years ago, but it’s squarely suburban now. The I-66 corridor is full-on surburbs clear out to Haymarket now. You have to get out to The Plains & beyond before you’re in the middle of goddamned nowhere. (And even then you’ll encounter DC-area workers who

It was renamed “Malice at the Palace: Answer The Brawl” for the video release.

Additional tip: There are millions of dogs and cats at shelters who desperately need homes. Many of them will never find a home and will be put down. So for god’s sake, don’t adopt from a breeder. We already have more than enough dogs and cats out there!

All Oxy did for me was cause horrible poop problems. I felt nothing positive whatsoever. Sucks to be me!

Larry Hogan is a real piece of shit who wants to bulldoze my house.

Was at a running race last year at which the anthem was (inexplicably) sung before the start. A friend of mine forgot to remove his hat because he doesn’t normally wear hats during races and thus completely forgot that he had it on. Upon the completion of the anthem, an old grouch in his seventies marched up to my

It’s really the laziest of comments. “Ha ha ha, white people, amirite?” No insight into the topic at hand; just a nonsensical swipe at Whitey which will play well among the “woke” G/O readership.

Jesus christ the lengths people will go to in order to protect white women...

Ah, there it is: The standard “white people are bad” comment that must now appear on every G/O Media post.

[goes to Buick’s online car configurator]
[learns that the base model wagon only comes in white, black, or silver]
Fuck off, Buick.

To me, the most shocking revelation in this post is that G/O Media blog posts are theoretically proofed by an editor before publication. How on earth do so many typos and mistakes slip through?!