Lord knows we wouldn’t want to actually pay for goods & services.

Moby seems like a dick.

But Jalopnik already covered the booger mobile.

And hey: who doesn’t want a wall hanging featuring a shadowy Magnum, P.I. in the year of our lord 2018?

Fun fact!

Yeah, I’m not much of a car person either, but I got sucked into Jalopnik a few years ago by DeMuro and I still enjoy visiting, particularly for the work of Torch and McParland.

Research says 99.99% of people don’t need any supplemental melatonin. One’s body produces melatonin itself.

Research says 99.99% of people don’t need any supplemental melatonin. One’s body produces melatonin itself.

What’s more, doesn’t one’s body quickly get used to supplemental melatonin, meaning that it might make you drowsy on Day 1 but it’ll basically have no effect on Day 14?

What’s more, doesn’t one’s body quickly get used to supplemental melatonin, meaning that it might make you drowsy on…

Reading “’tschup” really made me miss Drew.

Abcde? Shit, now I have to change my Facebook password.

No brown exterior color in the configurator? Fuck it, I’m out already.

I clicked on this while in the middle of consuming an enormous Romaine-based salad.

Nobody has linked to Mr. Plinkett’s excellent 58-minute YouTube analysis of why Ghostbusters 2016 is truly terrible? Or Scientist Man’s analysis of why the accusations of misogyny against those who didn’t like the film’s trailer was a big load of nonsense?

Because of course the exposure from writing for free can never be parlayed into a successful writing career. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Am I the only one out here who just doesn’t care enough about food to want to spend any time on cooking??

Can Deadspin retroactively fine Clay Travis?

Oh no, Facebook wants to target advertising at me which may be relevant to my interests?!? THE HORROR...

This blog is the pits.

This is insane. Nobody needs melatonin supplements—and particularly not in absurdly high doses of 5 mg or more.

This is insane. Nobody needs melatonin supplements—and particularly not in absurdly high doses of 5 mg or more.

My only quibble with my xB2 has been interior rattles. Oh my god, the rattling. The plastics rattle, the poorly-secured dome light wiring beneath the headliner rattles, the windshield creaks... It drives me batty. I’ve never had a car with this many rattles, and I’ve driven some real pieces of garbage over the years.