Oh man, you have got to Google this company called BMW. You are in for whatever the opposite of a treat is.

“The Sims? It’s either the best or worst example possible, and would need a whole other article to unpack, so in the interests of keeping this brief I’m going to say “no” here as well (though I will entertain arguments to the counter!)“

I don’t know if you ever experienced the Mixing Bowl before the massive reconstruction with the flyovers and HOV/HOT lanes (maybe pre-2010-ish) but THAT was gridlock. The transition to I-95 South from the Beltway WW Bridge side was literally funneled to a single lane and would back up for miles. Today, that area…

I don’t know how they got their data, but this list is bunk.

Didn’t y’all already do this?

Little Kitty Big City?

It’s a point-0f-view problem. The path doesn’t seem to be vertical though most of the descent: https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/2000x1064/mu_5735img_3b624abfc51728322157c19fc7fbdb36796dcb33.jpg

As if selling Chrysler products wasn't enough of a scam already...

The only thing that IS clear is that he reserves his greatest contempt for us, the readers.

I don’t know if Barsanti’s upset at AMC for raising prices, audiences for paying them, or people being mad at AMC. The article seems weirdly sarcastic about everything.

Is the blockchain robust enough to handle one Alfa Romeo’s service history, let alone the 17 or so that will be sold in the USA during its production run?

The Jeep Renegade in Batman v Superman. Not that long before we’d seen Bruce Wayne driving a Lamborghini Murcielago, and now, this?!?

Jesus christ the tweet was bad enough, but did Planters cut you a check to write this?

I get it’s a joke but just once I’d like to see one of these posts where every option is a good, realistic choice. I’m tired of seeing 1 good option and 3 batshit crazy vehicles. I mean seriously, Austin lives in Maryland and works for a living, he doesn’t run a summer boutique on Nantucket.

$kaycog is a national treasure who truly deserves this.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

Part of me suspects that’s how this post got so long.

The media may not be to blame for that, but they are responsible for the fucked up game of Where’s Waldo I have to play to find the fucking autoplay video blocking the sound from a video I, ya know, actually want to hear.

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

I’m sympathetic to Kings fans here. I’m a Rangers and Knicks fan, so it’s always a bit depressing to go to a game and look up to the rafters to relive my teams’ recent glories like “Billy Joel Most Consecutive Performances” and “Billy Joel Most Lifetime Performances.”