I will be seriously disappointed if the film overlooks how Han got the striped pants.

My heart breaks for the many homeowners on Ferentz’s road whose lives have been so profoundly affected by this monster.

I’d prefer a whole PT Cruiser body with VW underpinnings. I owned a PT, and it was a wildly useful, roomy, and comfortable vehicle which was wholly undercut by the Chrysler garbage under the hood.

Unless they’re amputees, then yes, each person in Atlanta has two snow brushes.

Yeah, nope, back to $99.99 already.

Yeah, nope, back to $99.99 already.

How quickly Marchman forgets Deadspin’s origins— and the founder’s love of the Royal ‘We’.

[door flies open]

The former employee—who asked to remain anonymous because he still works in sports media—said Watts showed him video résumés of women and made remarks that included, “Look at the titties on that one.” This wasn’t the only time Watts spoke about women in sexually disparaging terms, the source said.

Blog standard of “elaborate”: Something that cannot be explained succinctly before the jump.

In 2009, L.A. Weekly wrote a story about jerkin’—a dance craze sweeping across the Los Angeles basin—that highlighted the work of then little-known rapper YG. ....It was one of the first interviews YG ever gave, and it’s what got him signed to Def Jam, which sent him on the path to national superstardom....

This is great, thanks! I hope your next article will provide tips for how to disable annoying auto-play video content on Lifehacker and other Gizmodo Media sites!

Only two colors in addition to two greys, black, and white? No brown??

As someone who was stuck living for years next to a kid who wrote his dirtbike around his yard, fuck this guy and his backyard track. Fuck him hard.

This joke gave me paws.

This is bad Kinja.

Me, I’m the other kind of Scion xB/PT Cruiser driver: One of those old people who like a practical car that’s easy to get into and out of!

Does the first syllable of “Yaris” rhyme with “care” or with “car”?

Meanwhile, these idiots want the “half-marathon” distance to be renamed a “pikermi” (that being the name of a town halfway between the Greek cities of Marathon and Athens) because calling a “half-marathon” makes half-marathoners feel inferior to full marathoners or some such nonsense.

Why anybody would willingly spend three hours a day commuting on 95 just so they can live in a slightly larger home in Stafford or Fredericksburg is beyond me. Same goes for commuting into the DC area from Gettysburg, or Winchester, or Martinsburg, or northeast Maryland...

Me, I just want to no longer have to fart in the bathtub.