Am I the only one who doesn't think men feeling pregnancy symptoms is cute? Motherfucker I was miserable while I was pregnant. You have no idea!

My log does not judge.

Why is there anything in this post besides Patrick Stewart?

Sir PatStew wins. Hands freaking down.

Does anyone else ever watch the Maru videos and, on the second or third consecutive viewing (shaddup) think, "Good god, that apartment is so beautifully clean?" No? Just living-in-a-mound-of-filth me? 'kay...

1) At least she got a full-body shot.

LENTILS!

I call the man I'm with my partner. We're older, have been together six years, and have no intention of ever getting married to each other, but in official situations where we need our relationship to be seen as serious, using the term boyfriend/girlfriend makes it seem like less than it is. Calling him my fiance or…

But if his wife is a) Ukrainian but b) a native Russian speaker (like 30% of Ukrainians), it would make sense for him to appreciate Ukrainian culture but learn Russian so that he can speak with his wife and her family in their native tongue. Language =/= nationality.

I am so happy she is finally being recognized for her work on Nurse Jackie. I have fallen in love with her and think she is one of the best things on the show. I was just as surprised as she was when that she won and so pleased!! Yeah for Merritt!

This is just one more reason why the cancellation of Happy Endings is such a goddamn tragedy. Brad & Jane forever.

Can I just say a big, resounding FUCK YOU to every single celebrity magazine that includes a paragraph about "how she plans to lose the baby weight" in a birth announcement article. Seriously, just, FUCK. YOU.

P.s. God I miss happy endings :( Ugh, Penny! I mourn for you.

Is at least one of them named Dali?

I'm not going to "say" that this guy is very "creepy," but it seems to "me" like he might be super "creepy"

Sometimes to get the image of Miley's dancing out of my brain I watch Salt n Pepa videos

Suck it up, baby boomers. Your grown children crashing in their old bedrooms is just another consequence of your generation royally screwing everyone else.

I had the same unconcerned attitude. As it turned out, I was wrong. But it may work out much easier for you—-it often does. We got married at 33 1/2, started trying at 35, had a couple of miscarriages, finally had our first at 37. The thing is, after 35, you're more at risk for having a miscarriage or taking longer to…

I have a 6 month old, and I work full time. I could quit to stay home, but it's HIGHLY unlikely I would ever find a job like my current one again. Quitting at this point would be career suicide. So here I am. Not that I really mind. I do love my job and I firmly believe that being a working mom will make me a better…

I think given the political, economic and social implications of the diamond industry, there's actually something to be said for a celeb (who can obviously afford big bling) doing something less ostentatious. Not saying that's why Washington went smaller and simpler, but the diamond industry is actually super…