Oh honey. Do you really want to make porn the standard, Mr. Bernie B? It's really not in you big best interest, I presume.

Okay, I want them all. Well maybe not the blue stripy one (I look weird in stripes, I don't know why).

Yes. Wallace AND Mac must be in.

I hate Duncan.

As another recovering architect I high-five you.

Are we sure no crime is committed in this video?

Mine was sitting on me while watching, he raised his head, looked at me, and went back to sleep. He run out of fucks to give, I guess.

What the hell does it mean to trademark your child's name? If I'll call my offspring Blue Ivy (I will not) will they sue me? That will do wonders for their public image. Also, I will not be able to pay, so suck it.

My cat does that sounds before she vomit. It sound like a baby crying. The first time I heard it I was freaked that some baby fell from the sky into my balcony. I could not explain that sound any other way.

Oh Kelly. It's me too.

BO is in Israel without Bo, and have no time to run around like this anyway.

Yeah, that the one I don't know...

This is true.

Yep, this image always makes me gigglesnort, which is totally related as we know.

YOU AND ME BOTH.

He doesn't look old enough to have a daughter that look like that!

Not gonna lie. I would kill for a silk cocoon, and if I could I would stay there all day. Sound divine. I let this one pass Gwenie.

Yeah, the costume design of the show is highly unconvincing. But what the hell.

That was my first thought. My guy is 10 digit bigger shoe-size wise. His feet are huge, mine are smaller than average. It would have been impossible.

Yep. That's a good way to tell.