I've often said that the beverage choice I have to make every day is a binary choice. The only two options are coffee and human blood.
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There's a reason why people in Seattle drink so much coffee
Fixed that.
About the Lana Del Ray thing: I don't care what anyone says, but I love her voice and her songs. I don't know how I feel about her as a person, and dissing someone like that isn't cool, but LET ME STILL LIKE LANA DEL RAY WITHOUT FEELING SHAMEFUL!11!1!!
Bigger Tweet Beat since there wasn't one yesterday? Apology accepted.
No Happy Endings? Have the people who vote on this ever actually watched TV?
Why are there holes where their eyes should be?! Why is my gut response to a baby panda "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"??? The world is upside down.
Good news for winter babies: you're way more likely to be able to turn water into wine.
Cats are so fucking weird. I used to hate them but now I want one for the entertainment factor.
I guffawed like a mofo at the Hello Kitty one. But if anyone laughs at Putin... he'll have us all killed. Seriously, watch out for that guy.
HMMM IDK about this overall but Fiddy is selling it
dude, little known fact: BUNNIES TAKE NO SHIT. do not be fooled by their fluffy, carrot-loving demeanor, they will cut a bitch.
Everybody at the reunion noticed just how big Phil had gotten since graduation, but all of them were too polite to mention it.
Monkeys... Always gotta be such bastards.
Kleopatrye (pronounced like cleopatra)
And dirty blondes to become raven haired brunettes bc men like "exotic" women.
Oh, get off it. I am an articulate, highly educated black woman, possessed of a vocabulary that impresses even my more erudite friends, & this is my go-to phrase anytime I see white folks be acting crazy. Indeed, when I utter it to one my similarly educated black friends, their response is more than likely to be, "Sho…
I am a sucker for touching father-daughter stuff — as opposed to fathers and daughters touching stuff (damn you, internet, for making me feel like I must specify) — and Keith and Veronica had some great moments. Second only to Buffy and Giles. (Hey, they count!)