Well... this throws all the Witcher porn I’ve seen into a whole new and disturbing light.

The dentist tried to sell me on a bluetooth capable Oral B and I wanted to smack him. Stop hooking everything up to god damn internet. This is so unnecessary.

Anytime a headline poses a question, the answer is no.

Probably neither, maybe erosion?

Sending all our love and good vibes your way, Diana. Thank you for everything you’ve done.

My husband just sold his 74 Bronco, so I have a feeling he’ll be mighty interested in this new one. They need to hurry up and reveal it so we can argue about it already.

I think people focus less on Andrew because they know he’s not going to jail. He’s old, royal, rich - he’s gonna be fine and dandy. Maybe he won’t get invited to socials anymore, but it’s not like they’re going to lock him away in the tower to rot. Meghan and Harry are dynamic, things are happening, things are…

JIM SPANFELLER DOESN’T EVEN PUBMED

They are gulls that live near the sea, so they’re seagulls.

I avoid this problem entirely by not going to weddings at all.

I understand why vape products are being pulled off the shelves because they’re not regulated like people think they are. Your local gas station owner goes out to Atlanta or Vegas to attend an NACS trade show and buys 15 boxes of “Yummi AF Vape Joose” from Some Guy that paid $50 for a booth. But you can buy the…

I didn’t realize until just now that I never see these on shelves and ONLY see them in mini sizes in candy mixes. I have now spent 45 minutes trying to find them online and no luck - haven’t been made for like 5 years now. But:

Putting them all in a bowl on the porch and everyone can just take what they want and leave me alone.

I had gotten that “we have no idea why GRRM decided to trust us with this” vibe from some other interviews, but I had assumed they were more passionate about the story than this interview indicates. Burn out seemed like a reasonable explanation for why the last 2 seasons fell apart, but I guess it was just that they…

I think everyone was expecting the boos... Twitter was literally drowning in people saying they were watching the game just to see Trump get booed.
Trump trucked in extra veterans to shield him and asked not to be announced on arrival, so he expected it, too.

I don’t understand these words in the order they’ve been written.

I read a tweet from earlier today that the whole plan to bring mini-vans full of veterans with him was just so nobody would boo him when he was pictured on the Jumbotron. Apparently he requested they not announce him at all. Donny Boy doesn’t feel so confident when he can’t pack the stands with his sycophants.

STOP AUTO-PLAYING VIDEOS FOR FUCK’S SAKE

Crowd seeing veterans: Yaaaay!
Crowd seeing Trump: Boooo-
Producer: “Cut back to the fucking vets!”
Crowd seeing veterans: -ooo... Yaaaay!