nerdybirdy84
nerdybirdy
nerdybirdy84

This is a dumpster fire and I honestly can’t figure out who I’m supposed to believe lit it. 

Who fucking cares?

100% will buy when available if they aren’t pink.

What is the point of this book, though?

Oh man, they’re gonna kick our asses next week.

*groans*

Just after you swallow your Ambien, stand in front of your full-length mirror in your shimmering turquoise lamé onesie and astronaut’s helmet. Who even are you Barbara? Is it who you wanted to be?

This sounds like a cassette tape that’s been recorded over a million times.

I put plastic shoes on my kid when we go to the beach or park, but these sandals will act like little foot shovels and get full of dirt with no way to get out. They’re also fugly. Very firm NO from me.

While a bunch of people are pointing out that teenagers probably do understand what they’re doing, I can guarantee you that there are also kids that have only seen other people make the face and have mimicked it while having not one single clue as to where it originated or why somebody else is doing it. “These girls

I think the movie was maybe more of a character study, while people were expecting an action film for some reason.

I have zero problem with the brother hugging her, I just wanna know why there was hugging and petting from officers of the court. That seems inappropriate. Were they were friends? Is it like a “we all work to uphold the law” kind of camaraderie

You can shove your whole self right up your ass.

Why is the judge hugging this woman? Why is the bailiff petting her like a puppy? What the fuck is going on with this shit?

Wait, you put your fucking BALLS in the WATER?!

He still sat in the hot tub full of Belichick’s sac stew.

Okay, I need to clarify that I think watching ANY sport live is boring. The action isn’t anywhere near you, you can’t even see the ball, there are so many players packed together you’ve not a clue what’s going on, etc. Maybe it’s just me, but I need the cameras to guide me towards what I’m supposed to be paying

I personally feel the suspense MUCH more when I’m watching from home because the camera guys are cutting to the player’s faces and back and forth and then over here, is he gonna steal, the stressed out coach twisting his hat, I’m getting information about WHY this moment is so incredibly tense from the commentators.