Perhaps people aren’t going to MLB games because watching baseball is kinda boring. It’s not a fast moving, exciting game. Much more entertaining, cheaper, and more comfortable to watch from home.

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I like the purple dress and I kiiinda like the white and black suit, though I doubt I’d like it if she really paired it with that houndstooth. But *sigh* I do not like this woman. I guess you can still look good while being a shitty person, though.

Are we sure Cancel Culture can’t be a good thing? I’d like to cancel these assholes, please.

The years of drought and random heavy rains have ruined the tracks. The weather in the morning results in a cool, hard track. But the races are run in the afternoon, after warmth and humidity have softened the ground. The dirt gets clumpy because the composition of it changes over time. The bottom line is that the…

Somebody needs to send him Pewdiepie’s How To Apologize video.

So I ordered a “cursed mystery box” off the internet, do not ask me why, and just got the tracking number that shows it’s being shipped from Brasov, which is apparently in Transylvania.

I’m so glad to hear Jonah Hill won’t be The Penguin, I thought that was kind of an insulting casting.

Is this a conspiracy, though?
Blink twice if you need help, Anna.

I say we bust her open like a pinata and get those gummies.

I faked a panic attack so I wouldn’t have to go to soccer practice and David Beckham just happened to be swinging by to coach that day. I cried for days when I found out afterwards. Got to see him weeks later, but it was just like a “hello children” waving as he walks by kinda thing. I never faked sick again.

Aw, it’s worth it to drive 45min into downtown Mobile or over the Cochrane Bridge to Saraland. 

He did apologize, repeatedly, just not in this interview.
I dunno about anyone else, but I personally don’t expect him to apologize every time he speaks in public for the next 10 years.

Welp, I just won $100. Going to Wintzell’s for oysters tonight, baby!

I have never not wanted a remake more.

This article doesn’t even touch on why the creation of the labradoodle was a problem aside from the usual “they’re being bred by people just in it for the money” issue of dog breeding.

I fucking loved it, but I am admittedly a bit scared of partying with it now. I’ll make them turn it way up at the dentist, though. Apparently enough to note it in my medical records that I require enough gas to double charge me for it.

I don’t mean to say they are equally talented or sound exactly alike, but Fiona came out of nowhere with a different kind of pop that nobody really knew how to slide neatly into a genre and I feel Billie has done the same. I adore Fiona - she was the soundtrack to my moody high school years and was my gateway drug to…

Okay I’m gonna need somebody to find a mirror of Lohan’s Xanax thing.