Billie Eilish is this generation’s Fiona Apple.
Change my mind.

Pretty sure I’d snitch to avoid 50 years in prison, too.

Demi had a seizure after “smoking synthetic cannabis” and inhaled nitrous oxide

hahahahaha what the fuck

Scumbags date scumbags. Shocker.

My first thought is that Permian High School doesn’t need anymore attention right now. 

I haven’t watched any of MTV’s reality shows since The Miz became The Miz and Tonya started assaulting cast members. In all the years since, it sounds like the only thing that’s changed is the amount of alcohol these people have access to.

I can see how this would be super awkward for donors, but it’s also ended up pretty awkward for a lot of people.

THE
HATER’S
GUIDE
TO
THIS
WEEK
IN
TABLOIDS
PLEASE

I honestly thought that pic was Scott Disick and could not comprehend.

I’ll buy that shirt.

This book was all over my Goodreads, everyone adding it to their bookshelves and saying they wanted to read it next. But then it just kinda faded away - the reviews were like “I tried so hard to get into this book, but I just can’t.” Or “This is way more depressing than expected, will try to finish reading later.”

He’s in trouble on multiple fronts and I cannot for the life of me figure out why he decided to file suit and draw attention to himself like this. It only brings up the abuse allegations again and then leads down a rabbit hole where you learn or are reminded that he’s in trouble for fraud, he’s recently attacked crew…

I can’t believe they’re rebooting PotC already. But the franchise is a beaten dead horse at this point, so Depp should be happy to move on to the other SEVEN blockbusters he’s got in the works. He’s not suffering for jobs! But if he truly lost a role, the Amber Heard drama is only a drop in the bucket of Bad Behavior…

That sounds like a yummy lunch combo. I am very much looking forward to packing lunch for my kid to take to school. My evil stepmom sent me to school with a single cup of yogurt every day and I was a miserable little shit because of it. I’m gonna give my kid a bomb ass lunch.

I have no interest in this, but I wanted it to be a hit in case it would help get John Krasinski the role of Reed Richards. I want that.

Bless their heart cavities*. You know they’re as empty as a donation plate during tax season.

The Carolinas are fine, it’s Alabama we all need to be concerned about. For a great many reasons.

Everyone remembers, it’s just not all over the news so we can politely pretend we don’t remember.

I’m just happy that Alabama isn’t all over the news for doing something horribly bigoted for once, so this can just keep going on until the storm putters out for all I care.