Pretty sure this was due to the hilariously scathing video about it on YouTube by Danny Gooden and Drew Gonzales.

I’m just assuming that as more people leave, the faster they’ll leave and eventually there will be a day when like half the office bails and there are just 3 people to write 20 goodbye posts.

I can get that. But freaking out is not where it ended - it ended in a dead baby that has unexplained broken bones and burn marks.

I will never understand why Trisha Paytas is a thing.

“Abuse of a corpse” covers everything from digging it up to marry and sleep with the mummified remains to simply moving it - it’s a catchall for “you touched it in some way.” You’re not supposed to mess with a dead body unless you’re a licensed medical examiner and burials are pretty heavily regulated. I’m not sure…

There was a girl on voice chat last night that was really, really high on some cocktail of prescription drugs and too many edibles. She spent the whole time on the floor, staring at & commenting on a cheeseburger wrapper partially sticking out of her trash can. She paid $40 bucks for an Uber to bring her a “singular…

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A friendly-acquaintance from high school went through something a bit similar. She had no idea she was pregnant until her water broke and the baby died while she gave birth on her bedroom floor. She buried it in her back yard and when her parents came home from vacation, she told her mom and they called the police.…

I dunno what’s more amusing...

I think the question is about why he left the scene of the accident to go home when two other people were still trapped inside the car.

I’ve only watched a couple of the Terminator films and I can’t even remember which ones or what happened. But I think I want to watch this one? I’m all for girls kicking ass, even if I don’t understand why they’re kicking ass. I hope the movie can explain the backstory enough without getting exposition-heavy.

Just because it’s vegan doesn’t mean it’s healthy. I’m glad they’re reaching food deserts with healthier/vegan options, I just hope customers are paying attention to the nutrition label and aren’t simply dazzled by the “healthy” label.

I fantasized about it the entire time I watched the video and had to rewatch the whole thing to listen to what was being said. We would all witness firsthand the creation of a new color as Trump’s face somehow encompassed red, orange, grey, and purple into one singular shade right before he keeled over and pretended…

a woman they both loved 50 years ago is killed by a car.

I really hope it wasn’t somebody actually attached to Marvel that said that to her and instead “a Marvel movie” was just used as a symbol of a huge, mainstream achievement in Hollywood that typical actors would aim for.

Thin as a rake, so nothing could possibly wrong because it’s only fat that’s bad and obviously being underweight and malnourished isn’t actually a thing. /s

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Just nuke Alabama and get this shit over with.

TThere are tons of vape shops opening up all the time and even gas stations are stocking the stuff. But now that I know how easy it is to create believable packaging, I dunno whether to trust these no name companies or not. That stuff can be made and packaged in a garage next door. This only further convinces me that…

A pool in Florida is a great investment, but this kind of pool is not. Mainly because it is so tacky and the upkeep will be way higher than a traditional pool. And on the market, that pool will drive away plenty of potential buyers. If they built it for themselves or their kids and they don’t plan on moving and this…