The yearly carnival and for an unusual reason. My boyfriend at the time (11 yrs ago?) was like “Let’s take this ecstasy and we’ll have the night of our lives!” Not sure it was ecstasy. I vomited on the Tilt-O-Whirl. Thought I was dying while being bombarded with flashing lights and music and screaming and the various…

While I doubt we could apply such lofty motives to a fitness instructor turned “personal assistant”... it’s easier to destroy your enemy from inside their own camp. I get nauseous listening to Trump speak, but I’d accept a job that gave me access to him just so I could witness the train wreck firsthand and undermine…

Even the Hound’s arc doesn’t fully make sense to me - he tells Arya not to let her hatred rule and end her life, then goes off to do exactly what he told her not to do? Grrr!

I liked Jon just fine, it’s really that I hated where the character arcs went in the final two seasons. For pretty much everyone. I can see why GRRM would take his characters where they ended up, but the journey to get there on the show was illogical and disappointing. Hence the bad taste left behind. Jon and Dany…

Just for future reference, never assume it’s just spilled wine. Nobody leaves wine all over the floor and heads out for the evening.

I thought the VMAs happened weeks ago with a YouTuber host?

If that were true, over half a million people wouldn’t have traveled to see the royal wedding. Every public event the royals have brings in tourists. 

I think it’s due to the variation in the MCR1 gene that’s responsible for the red hair. And apparently redheads feel a lot more anxiety anticipating pain, which makes it worse. We’re a weird bunch. But yes, I’d assume your mom experienced the same thing with the meds just not working like they should and nobody taking…

I don’t understand anything Biden says because I’ve made an effort to not listen to anything Biden says. 

I didn’t say Buckingham was the most visited tourist attraction, I said the royal family brings in a ton of money to the country via tourism. Way more money than is spent on them. Yeah, they cost a few million dollars but they brought in 100x that to the public treasury, so I don’t see where the problem is.

I am sensitive to opiates, but they wear off way faster than they should. A pain killer will knock me off my rocker for about 20 minutes and an hour later the pain is back like I didn’t take anything at all.

They raise money. That’s literally it. Their mere existence brings billions of pounds to the country’s coffers via tourism every year, they go around the world raising awareness for things like any other celebrity, but their “rule” is entirely ceremonial at this point. I think last year every British citizen paid the…

But the royals that just used their coach-flying as a humble brag PR move aren’t the reason for all those empty flights. We only get to blame this one on them.

Finally getting a doctor that understood that females and redheads both have pain and opiate tolerance issues is probably the #1 reason I’m not an opiate OD statistic.

You could have added an underline to the one playoff in 62 years bit.

Looking forward to WandaVision but I still can’t get past the name. It sounds weird to me.

Harry Styles on his large female fandom: “They’re the most honest — especially if you’re talking about teenage girls, but older as well. They have that bullsh*t detector. You want honest people as your audience. We’re so past that dumb outdated narrative of ‘Oh, these people are girls, so they don’t know what they’re…

Oh James. It didn’t work for Bella Thorne, it won’t work for you.

Is Gerard Butler still considered A-list?

My Thanksgiving turkey always has a nice crispy skin achieved by covering it in a shitload of compound butter (under and over the skin) and roasting it with a tin foil tent removed halfway through. Easy breezy. I would assume the same thing works on chicken. Oh and I use the oven’s convection roast setting at 325.