Entenmann’s is the shit, man. Somebody else already mentioned their cheese filled coffee cake, but I’d like to shout-out their mini pound cakes. It’s impossible to get a true pound cake from a store, but Entenmann’s is pretty damn close.

It’s the only reason I clicked on the article. I don’t understand how anyone thought that hair should be on the cover of a magazine.

Dinosaurs. Divorce.

I actually brought up the D-word over hubby’s lack of affection and then had to explain to him the difference between sex and affection.

Saturday needs to hurry up so I can share my horrible news in the appropriate post.

I didn’t even know Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix were dating. They’re probably adorably weird together.

I learned to play Spades from an ex and just recently learned he had a “playing style” that nobody else uses. Like leading with a 10 would let your partner know you have the Ace of the same suit? Nope. I lost $30.

I’m just viscerally offended by a sandwich sitting in a puddle of goop.

I’ve had a couple close calls and I couldn’t help but obsess over what insignificant event in the course of my day kept me from getting there just 5 minutes earlier and possibly dying.

The more I look at that black and white picture of Elvis trying to picture another actor, the more I see Ted Cruz. This is not okay.

I used to love watching campy Christmas movies when I was younger - I’d build a nest in the living room and watch as many as I could in one day. But now I do better with the campy Christmas novellas I can finish in an hour or come back to throughout the day. I just can’t sit down for a movie these days - if I have the…

Being chronically offended must be a lot more fun than it seems if you’re this determined to be so.

So did you have this same position on Hilary Swank in Boys Dont Cry? Or Katharine Hepburn in Sylvia Scarlett? Cate Blanchett in I’m Not There? Oh what about Allison Williams in Peter Pan Live? Linda Hunt in The Year of Living Dangerously? Glenn Close in Albert Knobbs? Tilda Swinton has repeatedly played male…

Did y’all ever report about Vogel being paralyzed last year?

Hardcore eye rolling over here. No, you should not cast a white person in the role of a black person. No, you should not cast a Caucasian in the role of an Asian character. But this whole “you can only play a trans character if you are a trans actor” bullshit is getting real tired. How many trans actors are there? And…

DK Mode and Oddjob will forever hold a special place in my heart, but nah I can’t play that shit now.

Our property is surrounded on three sides by creeks, but the house is a good 20ft higher than that. We’re all good down here, thank you! :)

4 inches of rain so far today. That means I don’t have to water the plants for like 2 days! HOORAY!

Oh lordy. Forget this ever happened. *waves hands in the air* It was aaaallll a dreeeaaammm.

Ed Sheeran’s marriage was reported months ago, did nobody believe it until now or something?