nerdybirdy84
nerdybirdy
nerdybirdy84

*laughs until she cries* I was so amped about Prime Day. So amped! But now I have to pay out of pocket for surgery on Tuesday. There are at least 8 things on the list of deals that I would take advantage of. The pain of missing out on sales is surprisingly strong. JUST END ME NOW, SHEP.

*laughs until she cries* I was so amped about Prime Day. So amped! But now I have to pay out of pocket for surgery

After sending my DNA to Ancestry, I was contacted by a half-uncle that NOBODY in the family knew about and had been put up for adoption immediately after birth. Everybody knew my grandpa got around, but for some reason I guess nobody thought about the possible outcome of getting around. My half-uncle is a pretty nice

No way, isn’t she too young for those shows? It feels like they were so long ago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyington_Oak Before being hanged for a crime he denied committing, he claimed that a mighty oak tree would spring from his heart to prove his innocence. Visitors to the grave and tree say they’ve heard weeping when the winds are still, which creeps me right the fuck out.

I would wear it as a maternity dress if it were full length and cotton.

Man, when I read “Someone behind her jokingly asks Campbell if she’ll do her seat next. She says no. I’m moved.” I totally thought she flat out just said “no” and kept going. That would have been pure Naomi. She was actually kind and that feels weird. The Baddest Bitch in the Land isn’t supposed to share her wet wipes

I miss Lil Kim and her nose.

I almost want something in my body to go horribly wrong so I can go on her show. I have a rice grain sized lump and I’m like “Either get bigger so I can go on TV or go the fuck away already!”

I didn’t see it until you said it and now I can’t unsee it.

I’m all about some dresses these days. It’s been so damn hot, it’s ridiculous to try to wear anything else. I ordered a few dresses from a no-name brand on Amazon - stretchy cotton, hi-lo hem, empire waist, short or no sleeves, AND POCKETS! I looove them. Highly recommended.

I have no intention of minimizing the seriousness of climate change, but I’d also like to draw attention to the fact that our constant attempts to tame the Mississippi River are causing a lot of the problems that NOLA sees year after year. I mean to say it’s not just climate change, but also construction of locks

I wish the shorts were pants, but she still manages to pull it off.

There is no context in the world that will make her behavior acceptable.

Oh I am bound and determined to find a similar dress for cheaper. I mean it’s a belted linen sack. Somebody’s gotta make it affordably.

No no, I think barefoot running is probably good for your spine (and maybe your running form?) just like they said. It’s the “mystical connection” your feet supposedly have with the ground that sounds more like marketing than science.

I can see that now.

Wait, is he saying he has put his hand into space?

Like, where does it even start?

Where did you get the idea that I wanted anyone to touch somebody else’s stuff? Can you not walk up to the person using the outlet and say “Hey, I’ve got a power strip, would you mind letting me plug it in and then we can both use it?”