Ok, burning your hair seems like a terrible idea. I can understand if this is just for artificial hair, because of the melty factor. But are you supposed to do this to your real hair? It seems like it would just... whoosh!

He was clearly hoping you’d take a lighter to his hair to seal off the ends.

They’re shimmery nude fishnets, she wears them constantly, but hot damn do they look shiiiiny in the pics from that concert.

A movie about the folklore sounds much cooler than a movie about the meme. We’ve had plenty of “teenagers dying because of something on the internet” movies. And I could have sword Emma Roberts already starred in a movie about strangers on the internet giving you dangerous challenges.

I can go a few days without driving at all. I just have no reason to other than to burn gas and enjoy driving. The prohibitive cost of one means I don’t get to do much of the other.

DM comments sections on any post about Meghan are worse than YouTube and 4chan comment sections combined. I’ve never seen such excessive vitriol from people.

That is a very valid and comforting point that I hadn’t even thought of for some reason. Whoosh right over my head.

I used to give my mom so much shit for her mumus.

Oh yes. There was this whole barefoot trend happening, like “your spinal alignment is best served by going barefoot instead of forcing your feet to compensate for artificial layers between you and the earth” or something.

Y’all keep posting cool shit just days after I’ve purchased something similar and undoubtedly more expensive.

Y’all keep posting cool shit just days after I’ve purchased something similar and undoubtedly more expensive.

My friend. My buddy. My pal. Thank you so much. 

My mom lives in KY and she was all about Amy McGrath during the last election. I kinda like her simply because she’s not Mitch. I just hope she doesn’t win and then turn out to be just as bad as he is.

Don’t use the treadmill without something covering your feet. Nobody wants to spread your sweaty foot grunge all over the gym and the treadmill is really good at exfoliating that gunk right off your feet.

Ugh, I guess I’m gonna have to go to DailyMail to find out what Meghan is wearing. That sack looks comfy af.

I don’t care that Niall was 20 when this happened, it’s still mega awkward.

Car idiot here: Why does the coolant look rusty?

I both love and hate Donald Glover’s suit. Like, he looks damn good, but I feel like that suit would be awful on anyone else.

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I was really hoping that tropical depression would form a bit further east, but Jim Cantore isn’t here so I guess that’s not happening. I’m sick of watering plants every day, dammit. Give me rain. I’ll even take a little flooding, that’s fine. Just a couple inches.

Dang, that lady is pure bad ass. Ain’t afraid of nothin’!