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I spend most of the year living on a small island and the rest of the year living in a tiny town. Driving is rarely necessary unless we’re going into the city and even then, that’s only like 20 miles. We take ferries or use the boat whenever possible and I work from home so I have no commute. Every once in a while…

Yeah, I work from home and if I’m not living in a tiny town in the boonies where everything is a mile away, I’m living in a tiny town on a tiny island where everything is a quarter mile away. When I need to ship off product, UPS just picks it up from my house. We walk, take ferries, and use the Stauter to go up and…

Wowzers. That’s a serious drive. My town is like 15 miles across, so I didn’t really think about people that have huge daily commutes.

ROFL I’m sending this to my dad, he’s gonna die laughing because you are spot on. He hasn’t had AC in 3 years, his air bag suspension had to be replaced with a regular suspension (I dunno the terminology, sorry), the front bumper was held on by bungee cords for the last year but he just had to take it to dealership…

FYI - most cats wear 0-3mo baby clothes.

Are you asking me to prove Wimbledon’s claims?

Cat shirt.

Oh gosh, it’s all coming back to me now. He was engaged to Katie Holmes RIGHT before she got Tom Cruised. They broke up and the tabloids followed Holmes and I guess I just kinda forgot about him aside from knowing he got a DUI at some point.

I’m always shocked when somebody says 100k is low-mileage. I put like 4k miles on my car per year. My dad’s 98 Range Rover just rolled over 50k miles. Where are you people driving so much?

I ... think I like her a little more now. 

Vaping is the only way to smoke pot in public.

Oh noes, they can’t consent to a harmless process! Guess you can’t adopt a pet, vaccinate an animal, groom an animal, spay or neuter an animal, etc. Even if it’s for their own good and the safety of others, that animal did not consent to anything, so you better just leave it alone and let it live or die as PETA…

I saw his interview on Kevin Pollack’s Chat Show (good show) and he seems like such a nice guy. Part of me doesn’t trust it one bit and is waiting for the 30 year old sexual assault allegation. The other part of me would literally die inside if that happened.

Distraction Debbie. Sidetrack Sally. Diversion Deborah. Deflection Donna.

Ain’t no shame in a microwave s’more, but I’ve found them pretty easy to accomplish over an electric glass top. Gas stoves leave an aftertaste, not sure about traditional electric, but it should probably work? Regardless - even a gas stove s’more would be more appealing than the foamy lembas you received. I’m sorry…

I remember watching it thinking Chris Klein was gonna be the next big thing. Where did he and his forehead go? I hope he’s on TV, cuz I sure haven’t seen him in movies.

Wow.

I’ll get you an ASMR recording of those words if you write the god damn Hater’s Guide to This Week in Tabloids.