Never made this connection before…but of course, it was written by JJ Abrams

IIRC, the Knock Off rickshaw scene features a legendary moment of Rob Schneider whipping Van Damme's ass with an eel.

With this one weird trick

Come on, Chevy Chase isn't that bad.

Who can forget that performance where she said the lines and then other people said their lines.

Well that's ok because we get beloved actress Olivia Munn instead

I understand your point, but he has a history of being a violent drunk that dates back long before his art project. It's possible that we're just seeing an asshole being an asshole.

So the correct response is to take that out on a bartender at a bowling alley?

Indeed, this is not an isolated incident. He's been doing this shit long before he decided to become self-important with his "art project"

How you can date Natalie Dormer's navel

Gee that's funny, I've never seen garbage (drink) garbage before.

I'm sure the phrases "social media engagement" and "cross-brand synergy" were thrown about quite a bit.

Hell yeah! I have no idea how they're going to straighten out all kinds of logical loopholes, but its Prison Break, so pretty much shrug and enjoy.

Ffolkes! Or North Sea Hijack, depending on your location.

I'm sure the answer is filed under "Smith, Kevin" somewhere

Busy being rastified by 10%

I think he's dipping into the well a bit too much…after No country for old men wins you an Oscar, and then you're the villain in the billion-grossing Skyfall, you've officially "done" villainy. What more can you do in that realm? Cash in, pretty much.

Hmm Bardem might be getting into Poochie villain territory with that Pirates movie. Hopefully he's cast against type and plays a nice guy here

He was in Ted and Ted 2 :)

Well of course, it was keeping him from all that sweet VOD-shot-in-Cincinnati glory.