Like, OMG you guys! When I signed up for a Sex Scenes class in which I’d participate in simulated orgies, no one told me I’d have to take my top off!!! Like, what the actual fuck??? Let’s make sure this creep never works again in his life because I never made it as an a-list celeb like I thought I would after taking…

Mel “sugar tits” Gibson had it pretty rough for a while. But here we are. Oscar-nominated film last year, and Daddy’s Home 2 opens this weekend. So what does that say?

“and I avoid anything with his name attached”

So you’ll still be reviewing, writing about and publicizing Disney films but you’ll be paying for a full price ticket for the privilege of doing so.

What if they co-produced a film with Univision?

I thought Brandon was gay for YEARS because he laughed off how juvenile the set of Superman Returns was, and he seemed to get along with Singer and Spacey well enough. Esp the situation with the suit. Singer made the underwear as small as it could be when it turns out everyone knew Brandon needed “extra room” there.…

They’re salty about Seth McFarlane because he did some jokes that offended them on Family Guy. Specifically one about a transgender person who gets a sex change and has sex with Brian without disclosing that he is genetically a male. Brian finds out and is so horrified that he vomits for about 30 seconds straight.

It’s weird how hard you guys are on this show... Up until last week it’s actually been pretty solid. It could fix a few things, but MacFarlane has been surprisingly reserved, which is nice. There’s decent story lines, and solid humor. It’s not the greatest thing you’ll see. It’s far from the worst, and it deserves a…

Can’t believe I’m about to defend Seth Macfarlane but here I go:

I’m really confused. What did you want Seth Macfarlane to do exactly? I’m assuming he knew about it from the rumors that we’ve all heard for years now. It’s a bit hypocritical to be criticizing him on a former Gawker Media site. Gawker ran blind items…

As much as I hate quoting “Family Guy”, this does explain that “Help! I escaped from Kevin Spacey’s basement!” bit.

Briscoe was particularly brilliant as Billy Bob Thornton’s best friend/deadbeat drinking buddy in the superb A Simple Plan (also featuring the late great Bill Paxton). There’s a wonderfully intense scene where a bitter Briscoe goads Thornton to join him in unleashing a lifetime’s resentment towards Paxton (playing…

Fuck that’s depressing. I’ve always thought he was a seriously underrated character actor - he never got the respect he deserved for his fantastic performance in A Simple Plan.

Lol I didn’t want to quit the movie and make waves. So instead I acted in the movie, and then complained on Twitter.

I loathe James Corden with a fiery vengeance. Now I actually have a reason.

“He also adds that he knows rape can impact anyone’s life, and he’s “seen firsthand its painful torment” among his friends and family.”

They’ve both had a lot of surgery. It’s created an uncanny valley

It seems increasingly clear that this is a “powerful, rich people” problem in general, doesn’t it?

You know what’s also a step backwards? Switching to Kinja.