“never made it to the cinema, and nobody knows if it ever will go to retail at all. Either way their [sic] is no perfect time to release it anyway, but we think it would be a waste to let a great Louis C.K. go unwatched and nobody can even see or buy it.”

This time the mustache stays in.

The entire scene of Superman’s return in the memorial park and fight with the other heroes was completely reshot. Originally it was at night, and featured cops and tanks (a bit of it is in the trailer where Cyborg stops a tank and says “You should probably move”).

Didn’t we get rid of him a few years ago? Why’s he back again, and still bombing? Who asked for a Jude Law comeback, now with less hair? Would a black actor keep getting role after role despite having a parade of flops on his resume?

It stars Will Smith and is written by Max Landis. Personally, I need no further information than that.

Brawl in cellblock 99 fuuuuuuuuck yeah

Who’d have guessed that Julia Roberts and Owen Wilson would produce a weird looking kid.

I know, right? Julia Roberts! (shudder)

Great! Shall we start with all the women Biden has groped?

Translation : If Justice League is well-received, I’m in. If everyone hates it, see ya.

“They should just reboot the Batman character again and tell us his origin story so we won’t be confused”

Welllllll......

Denying it, eh? So now let’s dissect these odd comments on Howard Stern.

Ah I see, don’t follow him. But I sure do see a lot of his Facebook posts of generic videos and dad jokes annoyingly showing up whenever I check it...

Due to mass disqualifications across the board, this year’s winner in all categories is...The Emoji Movie!

Made me remember this. Relevant?

He posted something on his twitter two hours ago, so...yeah sounds like bullshit

Yikes, his twitter page reads : “I hope all know me as a believer in, and a fighter for, the equality and dignity of all human beings.”

What about Boob

We’re gonna need a bigger boat. You know, for all the molesters.