Ha, remember that time then-unknown Neil Blomkamp was announced as the director of Halo, the internet booed with online petitions and cries of "We want a real director!", and the project fell apart.

I liked Unity, but there was just TOO MUCH STUFF. I finished the main story, looked at the map, and there were easily 20+ more missions, 100 chests, various other shit to unlock, plus all this free DLC and I was all that's it, I'm outta here, take care of the rest yourselves, ya French bastards

They seem under the impression that stars still sell tickets.

They seemed to listen to a lot of the criticisms of the first one and addressed them in future games. There was a lot more action and story and just general stuff to do.

Just treat it as one big game of Franco bingo. This one allows you to check off four squares on your card :

Ah, the first of, what, 93 James Franco projects in 2017?

Eh..it would have been subtler if everyone had just yelled "TOLERANCE, TOLERANCE! YOU WILL TOLERATE AND CELEBRATE OUR VARIED AND DIVERSE LIFESTYLES!" for two hours.

*clap clap clap clap*

I experienced the glorious sight of Martin Short buying some mince pies.

Eh, this seems like a really "safe" trailer that's basically just screaming "Aliens! We got Aliens in this one! And they're killing people! You will like! No more albino bodybuilders this time! Except they probably are in the movie, we're just not showing you!"

Its the poster art for a really, really low budget remake of Batman vs Superman.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

I'm trying to picture a Refn Christmas movie and somehow it involves Mads Mikkelsen in a Santa suit beating the shit out of Ryan Gosling under neon strobe lights as a sinister techno version of Good King Wenceslas plays.

Ah OK. Still one more movie left though :/

Has episode 8 finished filming? (Not that I'm morbidly jumping the gun here…but y'all thought about this too)

*Jabba the Hutt laughs*

*wacky Star Wars quote*, eh, fuck. Prepare yourselves.

I require this information.

It's…unique and weird. It does that Wachowski thing of being so po-faced earnest that its sometimes bordering on embarrassing, and things can get a bit unintentionally silly. But it comes up with some genuinely cool and/or beautiful moments here and there.

Ooh! Noted.