Yes. They were all Ernest goes to… Movies.

Yessss I still remember that Reloaded trailer, total balls out all action

La la land looks like the most embarrassing fucking thing ever. SHE STARTS FLYING WHAT IS THIS SHIT.

And what an amazing coincidence that the guy doing martial arts just happens to be Asian!

Heh, you gotta love that when the cast was announced, the internet was all "It's wonderful that the cast is so diverse, with these Chinese actors!". Meanwhile Disney was all "Oh. Right, diversity, yeah! That's totally why we did it"

It may be worth watching, though, for anyone who’s ever wanted to see Shannon attempt to burn holes in Justin Long with his eyes.

Ha. I can picture that meeting.

Yeah, Finn is kind of a useless character. We're at part one of a trilogy and his entire arc is done. He was a Stormtrooper, now he's not. End of character. Fuck it, Kylo Ren should have killed him during their end fight; raise those stakes. Didn't he end the movie in a coma? Meh, leave him there, give Oscar Isaac the…

She was in a bad car crash which put her out of action for a while, and after that she apparently decided to just be a mom.

OK thanks, I'll wait on doing this then.

On further inspection, Ransom appears to be some kind of bizarre US-Canadian-French-German hybrid production, so I have no idea what this means for its potential renewal if those crazy Germans are really into it.

Wait now I'm confused by the wording. We have to pick by tomorrow 7pm and that's final? I don't have time to, er "research" this today so I may end up just picking by terrible title, of which there are many.

Man, no-one has confidence in Sweet Dee here!

Eesh, I got one day to sift through all these fresh turkeys? Just from the title alone, I'm 99% in on Ransom. How many kidnapping shows have there been and why do they keep making them?

Stop making words up.

But think of the fresh material for American Dad!

Louie Anderson to play Ken

Just realized I haven't actually seen him in anything other than Zero dark thirty. So far I've found no reason to change that!

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Upvoted for username. Anyway yeah what is up with Carnahan constantly talking smack abdout everyone and everything? This is the guy who made the A-Team ffs