I adore Equestria Girls. It was a lot of fun. But it was a dumb movie.

Shouldn't they all be naked... you know... to stay true to the source.

So, yeah, you have no idea what the Uncanny Valley is.

nope, fuck this trend. i like to put my game in the system and listen to the opening sequence ~40 times as i read the instruction booklet. does no one else lament the loss of this quintessential experience? maybe it's my fault for playing jrpgs with tomes for manuals though.

If you're going to release games in a full size Amaray case, you might as well include an instruction manual, that's how I feel. However, Nintendo has made their American game packing to be a rather waste of space, even from the Super Nintendo era. The boxes are always at least 25% bigger than the cart, even though…

They haven't reinvented anything? They've just been making manuals the way they were for decades? It's like saying "Microsoft is reinventing the computer industry by creating a computer that comes with Office Suite". The problem is other companies including like, 1-sided sheets with barely any instructions, merely…

I'm tired of these claims of them being anti nintendo. Yeah Kotaku is very gloom and doom but they's do it with anyone. they have done it worth the vita. If the Ps4 and xbox one were collecting dust on shelves They'd be all gloom and doom about them as well.Heck they pointed out how connect was collecting dust on…

I miss paper manuals, the box feels too bare without them. Tomb Raider Definitive Edition PS4 didn't have a damn thing besides the disc in the box.

They murder small children in the prequels. It was NOT a movie for young kids.

Because Jar Jar is not funny ?

But was it really necessary to spend 1/6th of the entire movie on a podrace?

I think Felicia Day deserves more from Kotaku, like covering her contributions to video games rather than fashion choices like her hairstyles.

I've never understood the backlash against any female celebrity cutting her hair. I think it's super cute like 9 times out of 10.

On a purely aesthetic judgement, I think the longer hair suits her better. However:

Or Transformers with glasses, beards, that walk with canes, or that hump your leg. I don't know why they insist on trying to cram so much cheese into those movies. They would be much more enjoyable without it.

...wait, no more Shia?

which is exactly how you should write a movie based off a toyline.

This only proves my theory that Michael Bay storyboards all his movies by smashing together action figures, while making exploding sounds.

I kind of disagree. This looks equally shitty to the first three, but with dinosaurs. Dinosaurs do, scientifically, make everything better.

I mean, it's shit. But let's do the math:
Marc Walberg > Shia Lebeuff
Dinosaurs > No Dinosaurs
therefor Shit + Marc Walberg + Dinosaurs > Shit + Shia Lebeuff.

It's science.

How does this look worse than the last three?