Now complete that with a do not disturb bookmark hanging out the back

Agreed. I'm in my bubble damnit.

There is a scene in Bedazzled where the devil puts the entire spanish language in his head and when someone talks to him, he says comme deeces no able espanol (I appologize for butchering it) I have that phrase memorized complete with an accent than an actual spaniard has complimented me on. It's a good get out of…

I'm annoyed at most, but what's with that 60 hours bullcrap? Wait 3 days before calling? That's just mean.

The acme safe needs to be filled with bacon. If they live/you miss, they'll just stay there eating bacon.

Print that on a TV shirt to have inside your coat. Make it look like you're flashing him, then bam. Hit him with the shirt.

Intentional or not, she gloated about it.

Alright, you be the victim of a horrible sex crime and let's see if you shut up? (No I'm not saying she should be victimized)

It's more that, one polite reply is all it takes to ask to be left alone, versus being an asshole. That's all he's saying.

"the guy wanted to ramble at me about Ayn Rand for the duration of the train ride."

It's a perfectly crumulent strategy.

It thought you said tree fuckers for a second. I was like, awww, who'd molest a tree?

Wait wait wait, Texas did something right for women? Am I dreaming? Alternate universe? Parallel timeline? Intoxicated? Having a stroke? Suffering from cat scratch fever? Actually on april fools without realizing it? Illiterate without knowing it? Spontaneously contracted dyslexia?

It's also usually false. Or it is in this case.

You have it backwards. It started in response to Zoe Quinn's attacks on a charity

It's ironic that they're accusing you of bigotry when this article is built on it.

Exactly, no one's calling Zoe a terrorist for what she did.

The next time an antiGamergater whines to you that it's not about ethics, remind them their side started the death threats, Zoe Quinn made the first doxxing. You're equally guilty.

In that Jezebel is the republican party here?

You mean look how Zoe Quinn responded. You have it backwards.