Renesmee's brother from another mother.

@curiousgeorgiana: While the little boy screams at her.

@BabyJane: Yes I cringed at that part as well.

Someone get this bitch a cold shower.

@VanMundegaarde: I duuno. Nice bod but he kinda looks like hes going to fart.

@NeoFlyGirL: Fooey... why won't my picture load?? Grrrrr.

@NeoFlyGirL: You see that messy half way set up bed? Yeah? Well you see that window there? Yeah? See that snow? Well baby snow melts and that window leads out onto a rooftop where I plan on spending hours this summer drinking iced tea/ wine while sunbathing and gossiping on the phone. I can't wait for summer!!!

Not so secret window in the reply.

Its Friday night and I just finished making a fatty dinner. Linguine, mushrooms, spinach, garlic with some evoo sprinkled with some parm. Yum! Sipping wine while my Little Dragon station on Pandora rocks my world. Look out weekend cause here I sit... because weekends....were made for sitting??

I wonder who has a better chance at this job interview, me and this outfit or the lady who is six months pregnant?

@prestocaro:Oh I hear ya. Once upon a time I sought medical attention because of an injury that I got when my former partner hit me. The metro cop showed up, asked me what happened, told me I was just as at fault because I hit my boyfriend back in defense, made me cry, then told me he'd be in contact after he did…

@prestocaro: And what do they say when a victim wants to know the staus of the investigation? Well mam we have your test... yes its getting dusty but when we drew straws today yours wasn't picked.

If every test isn't being tested what criteria do they use to decide which ones do get tested? Does anyone know?

@Gynostar: This would make a great status update.

@yossariangirl: Fuck yeah sometimes when I spend too much time on there I feel brain dead. When this happenes I usually spend at least another fifteen minutes on and then finally log out. I usual head anywhere there are people so I can actually smile and look people in the eye.

@BelleBreezing: I know your.. I mean that pain.

I'd like to start off by saying this post is fucking gag inducing but I love it. Kind of like I love popping my zits. But anyways I'm really worried because my mom has had dozens of sebaceous cysts all over from her butt to bikini line to breast but never the face. They say these are hereditary but neither of my…

How in the sam hell did she do that?

@IHazKittehz: @icanhazlettucewrap: @missmaudielove: @Dunny0: