I'm still trying to forget a comment made by a female in my family about her husband trying to put a condom on but it kept falling off becuase his wang was too small. Gross. Did I mention she said this while I was eating dinner?

@DaniFae is so into you but way too smart for you: I found a bunch of the palettes at TJ Max for five dollars each. Yes, five dollars.

@ChaiLatte: Congrats on your star ChaiLatte!

I recently went through a bad breakup. Tested a few friendships...they all passed with flying colors.

@Oleander: Aww. Our grandmothers should sit down together. They'd probably carry on for hours.

@PIKITIS!!: I agree. Can't a girl come up anymore??

I was wearing a vintage dress the other day and my ex boyfriend referred to me as 'Little lady" ...then he checked the air pressure in my tires.

I liked Lauren Conrads line for Kohls. The clothes were really affordable. I bought one of her dresses and love it.

@DutchessOfDork: She lost a ton of weight! Maybe from the stress of her situation or perhaps sadly from pressure to look better on camera. The world may never know.

@SarahMC: Hey! My uncles name is Gary! But hes totes a disgusting fuck of a guy so right on.

I watched this episode yesterday. Amber has mad crocadile tears when it comes to her GED. Honestly I think the girl is a little lazy. But all in all yes very depressing situation.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: On point. Hearted.

So the spinning wheel finger prick is a metaphor for menstruation? Am I the only one who didn't know this?

@Miss_PiggyStardust: I agree but we are way past ashamed.

Aww, Drew refers to herself as uncoordinated and lame. I just love, love, love her!

@lookatherglasses: I've read one romance in my life and it was a Harlequin Superromance. I read it at the beach in one sitting. There wasn't a secret baby... but a baby at the end. Which is supposed to mean they lived happily ever after...I guess.

CHOPPERY! Where are you? This thread needs you.

@lookatherglasses: Thank you! I think I'd enjoy more contemporary reads in the romance category.

@i-enter-data: How have I never read Wisconsin Death Trip? I'm from Wisconsin. Sighhhh.

@doodly: Wow, well put. Hearted.