Mine says Whiskey Dick.

So... this sounds awful. Is there such a thing as good romance novels? Recommendations anyone?

@RobespierreHasComeUndone: I loved Big Fish. What about Edward Scissorhand? I thought that was a good one.

Sleeping Beauty is my favorite Disney movie. Homie needs to keep his paws off every bit of it.

Well paid abuisve men have been celebrated in Hollywood forever. Such as Ike Turner, Big Pun, James Brown, Charlie Sheen...

She's amazing.

GOD, what terribly SLOPPY HANDWRITING. I can't even read that shit.

Gosh people get some fucking class!! Don't take the unopened wine with you when you leave. Open that shit up and chug it down before you leave. Then stumble out the door knocking over the coat rack.

Aww, sadface at this terrible real life blooper.

I'd look like a football player in that shirt.

@CaliCheeseSucks: Hi. Hearted for the Wisconsin shout out...and your username.

I'll take either one.

@Bejeweled is changing her name!: Was the building as beautiful as your cockface?

@LostTurntable: What a sicko. Gein and his flesh lamp shades.

Jesus. All this time I've been holding a pillow to the wall and punching it. Next stop China.

having babies. fuck it and my shriveled ovaries.

When do men's balls start to shrivel from not have babies?

Aww, grown woman. She always seemed wise beyond her years, even at ten.

How lovely.

Oh, this made me giggle. No worries Mr. President at least you are not as bad as Bush when it comes to public speaking. Lest we forget all his fuck ups.