So many of these tactics are failures. Ugh, hilarious none the less.

Who did her hair? Oh... the wind on her motorcycle ride on the way over.

Click. Perfection.

@caffeinequeen: My cat Charlie always is super cuddly when I'm sick. He just KNOWS.

EryKAH Queen of NeoSoul... I love you.

@morninggloria: I totally agree. I was in the shitty place where 'the voice' crept in everytime I would look at myself in the mirror. I made it a goal for 2010 to just 'get healthy'. I quit smoking and started running. Its like a bug that bites you. Now if I don't run every other day I get stir crazy. It feels…

@Tippi Hedren: I agree. I'm can't keep up with all the erratic behavior but I too was scratching my head trying to remember what she did or said that was so over the line.

@RudyWaltz: "You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome"

I wish I could look this pulled together everyday. Love the shoes!

@NefariousNewt: Outstanding. Thank you for this comment.

STAY GOLD BETTY!

Ok is it just me or does Valentina look like a carbon copy of Daddy?

They will need to assign someone to butter my muffin while I watch this.

He faces up to 35 years in a Peruvian prison. Um, thats it?? For beating a woman to death.

@Mando323:

@CurtCole: hahaha. That you for posting this!!

I have this super macho black studded bracelet. I find that when I wear it...men leave me alone. Whenever I'm in a bad mood and don't feel social I put it on. Works like a charm.

@Being pecked to death by a chicken: Right on. I'd wear it to all my games.

I love softball. I also love cock.

This is offensive to my hip hop heart.