I like. Very Fafiesque.

I totally bought Kotex tampons today because those new commercials are so awesome.

Is this jerk off going to text me tonight or what.... no question mark because this laptop is jacked. :)

Samantha looks like Denise Richards.

What happens in Vegas has nothing to do with people who actually live there :)

@Nell_fersher: @curiousgeorgiana: @LucyPevensie: @EinDC: @footnotegirl: @DramaClub:

I'm really enjoying reading all these comments. But as a person with a vagina...I wonder why it is that a boyfriend would have to go buy tampons for his girlfriend. I am 25 and have never needed my man to go buy me some. I mean what are ladies doing that they can't go themselves? Bleeding over the toilet? I'm…

@morninggloria: Yea I agree. I've done my fair share of rationalizing and making excuses for the jerk off dude. In hind sight I realizie I was just pumping a dry well. Whatever, live and learn.

@LostTurntable: Check.

Classy. I wonder if it tastes like jizz. Logic says no becuase its nail polish...but with a name like that...my curiosity may get the best of me.

@Scout: I read The Onion all the time. I am from Wisconsin which is where it originates so there are free copies at all the book stores and resturants. I love the American Voices and Free Will Astrology.

@Scout: Imagine being from another country and getting your hands on The Onion. Imagine thinking it was what America really thought was newsworthy. Ha.

@LostTurntable: I normally only 'go off' about this guy in the privacy of my head space. Which is perfectly fine in my opinion. It makes me feel a little less emotional about him, which is also perfectly fine.

@HannahBethD: Gawd *sigh* the draw of the cock with a cock!!!

Yep, I fall in with the majority here. A big wang totally imprints.

If I went to a Whitney Houston concert I'd be mentally prepared for gasping lyrics and frequent breaks and an all around shitty show. Its hard to watch her on TV let alone live in concert.

Beauty full.

I would totally pay money to see this movie. I know Jim Carrey has been talked about recently here at Jezebel... but I have loved him since the OG of vampire movies, Once Bitten. I LOVED Ace Ventura and wateched Yes Man a thousand times. I just dig him. Hes hilarious. Release the movie!!

@SinTinTin: Most definatley loved Kill Bill. Especially O'rens backstory.

Hooray for UW Madison! Hopefully they are setting a trend.