Yousa say people gonna read?

No orange jersey? Expect a call from my Atlantean lawyers, DC!

Did he drag around the cross on his back whilst others jeered and whipped him?

Chris Pratt gave away his pet Justin Bieber?

Auto-Tune the Eulogy!

I didn't know how much I needed Kate Bush to re-emerge before now.

"I can be myself again by pretending to be someone else all the time."

Was a threesome with a Wookie arranged? What is Chewbacca's age?

How much Botox would she bring?

I have his last episode on the DVR still, and was fond of it. Larry Wilmore deserves… I STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU BILL COSBY, YOU RAPIST MOTHERFUCKER! …a place for his voice and his funny crew.

I started to like Logan more than William. Cause for alarm?

I made all of you to comment for my entertainment. Yet programmed you to never hurt me or my feelings. Now, how does it feel to realize that?

Prince: "This is what it sounds like when droids beep."

Such a biased, metallicist thing to say! Why, Savitar has lessons he could teach many of us about what it means to be human.

Odds are if there's a freak in any bathroom, it's an anti-gay minister or elected official looking for gay action.

I took the original joke to be how the emerging nuances of gender identity confuses a lot of people afraid of social change and thus energized the Trump vote. Moving from non-binary gender identity is our future, but it flips many people out in the present. Like marriage equality, people who are bewildered or hateful…

Every gritty thrust rhymes, like poetry.

Because the ads make it look like a 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith' prequel and it gets distracting to be pondering whether Pitt must always find his next spouse when playing someone who may have to kill his spouse.

You can't just casually mention that Lizzy Caplan has a lesbian sex scene in the end of the penultimate paragraph of a review of a ho-hum movie. Now I gotta read ALL AV Club articles, now matter how boring, in case it contains such a gem! You clever fiends, AV Club.

King Kong v. Balrog: who wins? (Other than gravity, which would render both of them immobile.)