“Look at these assholes over there. Ordinary fuckin’ people. I hate ‘em. See, an ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. Repo man spends his life getting INTO tense situations.” R.I.P. Harry Dean Stanton

Become more racist then work for the White House. As it is, being rational and considerate is harming your career path. Get mean!

Which ‘60 Minutes’ correspondent is brave enough to go against such a colossus of quasi-intellect? I hope for resurrected Ed Bradley.

Given the cold and paralysis, Bran may have a giant blue dong and he'd never know it or show it.

Carter tried to get us to conserve energy and convert to the Metric system. We're the ones who fucked up, not him.

Bratty Arya v. Sensible Sansa is annoying.

That's not a knife fucking. THIS is a knife fucking!

My wife and I have eaten at Applebee's twice, about ten years ago. The first time we thought afterward: "The food couldn't be THAT bland all the time, could it?" Then we went a second time and confirmed that it was that bland and have never gone again.

"A ladder is a flat circle…"

Lots of shadows in passageways yet to lean back to and lean out of.

Commissioner Gordon shoots J. Jonah Jameson in the face, saying "Not my tempo."

THE BROLIN HAS AWAKENED!

Proudfoot…

#MakeMordorGreatAgain

Dickon.

We could all use more Dickon.

Drogon dies by poison like his namesake. Viserion dies when molten metal is poured on his head. Rhaegal dies when hit by a hammer while chewing Trident gum.

Red Keep falls as The Wall gets breached or destroyed? And a dragon gets converted by The Others?

Tywin has left the building, to wherever whores go.

And a crossbow that hits its mark if the target is dead, brittle, and hasn't moved in years.
Qyburn: "YOU JUST HIT THE WE WIN BUTTON, CERSEI!"