I can’t believe this is unintentional.

Testy Etsy Betsy climbs up your waterspout. Out comes the knife, and all your blood runs out.

Stupid movies need the most attention!

The GOP is a death cult. There is no reason to force through this Graham-Cassidy bill except out of sheer malevolence, it’s ideological warfare against the poor and non-rich. Yes, they will shove the money they steal towards the rich, that’s one motive. But overwhelmingly it is because they are truly hateful…

Catsup Out, Ketchup In At Local Restaurant

I’d like to wish them all good luck, and remind them that nobody is counting on them.

Your positivity confuses and frightens me, but thank you!

All of those are positive changes and the site has become noticeably less annoying. Please keep it up.

No, I was always like this.

Interesting note from Summer at the end— “You two are always fighting, it’s a miracle you get anything accomplished.” I immediately wondered if that was Meta for Dan and Roland.

...mother! F

Harry Dean Stanton as Bud in Repoman

Pffft. Daniel Day-Lewis would have had his mechanical heart installed by now.

Though controversial at the time, I still contend that Werner Herzog’s entry in the series, the Futility and Furiousity of Fastness, is the high point of the series. Better even than Fast 5. All those long, sweeping shots of empty cars being consumed by nature. That scene where he made Vin Diesel and Paul Walker…

I can see the blu-ray documentary now...

“let’s do Wrath of Khan” but let’s not, like, try to capture any of that movie’s depth or nuance because that sounds hard. Let’s have Spock almost beat a man to death with his bear hands, though, because that’s how really stoic men show they secretly have emotions.

(For anyone who wants to com in here and say that…

On the downside, should Abrams take the job, it does mean that Kennedy has once again whiffed on bringing a woman and/or person of color on board to direct a Star Wars movie.

They are available to stream from AMC.com the day after they air if you can’t time the rebroadcast with your schedule.

I hope we get an extended scene of Lara trying to make one stupid jump and she just keeps impaling herself on that same stalagmite over and over while I come up with new and interesting ways to yell Fuck.