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Neo-Con Aquaman
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"I know nothing but conditioner and cunnilingus." [shrugs]

Can her character be a time-traveling maid from the 1910s who dwells in a luxurious cave heated by hot springs?

Barry's action affected which of Diggle's sperm left in which order.

Everyone will be a speedster, right? They're popping up like bunnies.

Oberyn: "I will be your champion."
Tyrion: [gush]

How much pussy did William Jennings Bryan grab in his day?

That asshole co-worker is Prince Caspian, sir, and you would do well to show more respect!

NBC is walking right up and grabbing him by the Bush.

From a certain point of view.

"Hold on to your coupons."

There'll be music playing, and people swaying, with Danzig in the streets…

BE the change, sir, and wear that to the mall!

"Sorry, Hillsong. But our Lord and Saviour who passionately protects all of us says that I get an 85% cut and you get the remaining 15% no matter what your lawyer says."
Hillsong: "Okay. In His name. Amen."

You misspelled "Trump voter".

I don't track the lore, though I have tried. I basically play this for its bash & shop dynamic, and it has been a very entertaining expansion so far.

I like this insight, and it explains how, after adapting 'Watchmen', Zack Snyder subconsciously hates Superman.

Get a room, you one!

Daenerys: "My opponent, Jon Snow, knows nothing."
Jon: "I know cunnilingus."

Sorry to circumvent your deal, but Jared Leto will send us all used condoms for free.

My family HAD JUST MENTIONED how stupid Chris & Travis are when Travis knocks out a car window then opens its door… without unlocking the door. He did not test the door first. It would have opened without bashing the window. We rewound it and laughed and laughed.