I liked the telethon growing up. Several times I took up a collection around the neighborhood then my parents would drive me down to the local broadcast location. I raised enough for a local radio station to send me a free album from a list. I chose Kiss. They sent me Shaun Cassidy. That made my grandpa think I liked…

Will snake venom get me high?

Did anyone else think The Nightly Show and The Daily Show portion of this was a scramble?

Hollywood asked us whether we wanted a third Ben-Hur or a fourth Spider-Man reboot. The choice was obvious, but not easy.

Got to. Hmmm. Drive the horses around. Hm. The hippodrome. Exact revenge.

And possibly the opposite of insightful.

That hearing was a blast!

BEN KENOBI: He's more web-squatted domain now than man.

Pretty sure the second MTV promo is from 1992, due to its footage of the 1992 Convention, not 1991. The YouTube video is titled wrong.

I would see a sequel that was a simple shot of Superman's coffin for two and a half hours. Enough of this cacophonous bashing about. We need a contemplative superhero movie.

My spouse is a school administrator and we watch this with our two teenagers. When Dr. Brown's oldest mouthed out the word "BITCH" to the rival principal we laughed loudly. This show brings a family closer together, is what I'm saying.

Christ left this comment thread long ago.

Diablo = bash & shop

I'll be in my bunk, with a bag of Cheetos…

TRANSACTIO CLOSURA!

I want that siren as my cellphone ringtone.

The God abides.

MORE ORANGE.

The power of Ben Carson compels you!

HILLARY CLINTON!