Batmanuel still has our panties.

Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic stupidity in the typical conservative hack. Based on this morning's sample, D'Souza's would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

You're fried! Put down the bong and now finish this speech for Melania!

Both Trump and Giuliani were on SNL, and Rudy dressed as a woman! (And seemed happy and relaxed for once in his life.)

"You can take a train past Rafiki's Planet Watch to the ice planet of Hoth! There, you'll visit the tauntaun hospice where you pick your own to slice open and nestle in! You'll be amazed at the smell inside & out! Available for rich kid slumber parties. Call for details and to make reservations!"

Dune World will be at Universal and let customers change the Water of Life from a sandworm into a narcotic that others will use for a euphoric orgy, or the participant will die from trying.

For $100 a day, we'd better be able to slice open a dying tauntaun with a lightsaber and sleep inside its carcass.

John Barrowman puts Ianto into the Lazarus Pit, Ianto revives. 2/3 of CW viewers are confused. 1/3 go SQUEEEE from happiness.

How about a live-action Daria with Janeane Garofalo ACTUALLY playing Daria just to confuse everyone?

In a Trump Presidency, Judge should be able to just walk outside with a camera.

My wife is a school administrator, and we both work in education. We will be all over this show when it premieres.

Joker needs a man bun.

The Lost World is entirely saved when the family dog is eaten at the end, and the boy snaps a photo of it.

He is finally subdued in Greenwich Village when every bear-fetish twink attaches themselves to Queen Kong's legs he's unable to move.

"I'm the Three-Eyed Raven now. But after seeing Hodor and Aunt Lyanna having sex I poked all three of my eyes out."

There have been many stories in the West of family members being turned into food and served to a patriarch, dating at least as far as Ancient Greece.

"Nuthin' except, weirdly, cunnlingus. Strange thing for a baby."

"WHY DON'T WE PUT HER IN CHARGE?!"

GREAT EPISODE! 1.) More shows should involve the inspiration of libraries. 2.) PUT LYANNA MORMONT IN CHARGE OF EVERYBODY!

I was saying Cari-Burns…