The Passion of the Christ 2: Touch All the Children

I remember seeing this in a theater, knowing it would be maudlin dreck, then getting excited when Jesus rises from his death and walks and the movie ends JUST AS HE GOES ZOMBIE! Talk about a teaser for a sequel!

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I dunno, Brain(iac). SNARF! Are all of our mothers named Martha?"

It's a lot of fun having three penises, but you have to remember each one is barbed when coupling with humans and other land animals.

As a once-in-a-lifetime event, Michael Keaton, Kim Basinger, and Jack Nicholson will all do solemn soundbites of their original dialog.

This could work.

No Black Eyed Peas?

A girl is believed in mortal peril. A girl bleeds in the street. A girl is seen in previews leaping from a building like Assassin’s Creed. A girl must take revenge against a waif named Mendoza.

Ali was a great wit, athlete, political figure, and as he insisted, pretty.

Superman: "And where do YOU come from, Batman?"
Batman [exhales cigarette smoke]: "Flavor Country."

With quick cuts throughout to Axl Rose eating Hostess Cupcakes.

Mary Poppins escapes prison to join a secret society of nannies, masters the trade by taking blue flower hallucinogens.

I would watch Christian Bale play Mary Poppins using his Cookie Monster voice.

I view it as Lucas had fewer people willing to balance him out and tell him "no" as time went on.

To borrow a phrase from the great reviewer Alexandra DuPont in praise of ESB, each time I watch the Empire Strikes Back, I always forget that I'm watching a Muppet.

"I CAN'T QUIT YOU, Kal-El. So I'm gonna lay you down for a while."

Don't blame me, I voted for Balon.

[Rings bell]
Post!
[Rings bell]
Post!

I hope Arya leaves Braavos and just goes around helping defuse backstage tensions among theater troupes.

Not sure how valid this all is, but the full list at the original website reads like an update of Allen Ginsberg's "Howl" beat poem:
http://blog.estately.com/…/…