Dogs are the best. Until hearing otherwise, we'll assume your dog had great courage and took on a countless horde of zombies without a moment of hesitation!

If he's gay, she'll play.

Euron Greyjoy: "And I'm going to build a huge fleet. The best fleet. And will make the Lannisters pay for it."

Summer is gone, too. Feh! Bummer. Now we're down to Ghost and Nymeria (assuming Shaggydog is dead-dead).

Gushing all over this sketch.

Isn't Sasheer Zamata too beautiful to let go on the show?

The Aggravated Birds Movie?
The Put-Upon Birds Movie?

Don't! Stop!

Don't! Stop!

I get older, McConaughey's noises stay the same age.

They should make another movie about World War II, and also Dracula.

Will Jesus now be a character in the Trainspotting sequel?

"Okay, now click on the bookmaker to start a conversation…"

Jump, JUMP you bastards! All the way to the bank!

"Aren't you a little short for a Zorro?"
"My name is Z and I'm here to rescue you."

#NotAllOllys

So, bring our own Awesome Mix tape to listen to?

Nah. Lightsabers cauterize the puncture. Han Solo could have walked it off if he hadn't fallen.

Balon and Han Solo both died due to shitty footbridge design. Dodgy, dopey, wobbly rope bridges for the former and no hand rails for the latter.

Ocean's 14 should be a caper about getting into the vault, then listening to the music and figuring out a responsible way to release the material.