Who is going to play Art Garfunkel?

All commenters must serve. All commenters must die.

I want some perfection!

And he suggested she go by the name "Vagina". When she refused, they settled on Vanity.

Whomever comments first gets a stab to the head.

HBO CEO of Tits left the editing bay when Mellisandre first disrobed, thinking "Job done!" Then some little sneaks added the old lady. Expect the CEO to send an angry email Monday morning.

And miraculously got her tight leather outfit on without difficulty while dripping wet.

The password isn't it, the password is…

Got it.

That ain't Lake Minnetonka.

Kek.

We're already here, waiting ,for when the time is ripe…

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Don't #MadMen our #GoT, #HBO!

Changing two letters around and adding a comma make this: "the little yellow fuckers make me laugh, lick a hyena."

'Cathy: The Quickening: AAACK' Starring Melissa Joan Hart in a brunette wig.

Commercial of preview audience reactions: "With the 3-D I could feel Cumberbatch totally grinching IN MY MOUTH!" (Girlfriend on arm: "In mine, too.")

Big crush on Missi Pyle. Missi, since I assume you have a Disqus or AV Club account, if you ever feel your self-esteem getting low, PM me.

Hey, girl. Whatcha doin'?

But Jorah's cock looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. If she crosses her eyes she can imagine it's Jorah's second arm.