Please tell me she painted her face with the blood from her calf before she skated for her win over Bell!

Daenerys Targaryen is in Qarth amid a whole storyline that feels inconsequential now

There was a Celebrity Rehab on VH1 or MTV several years ago. They cancelled it after (I thnk) the 5th celeb died under Dr Drew’s care.

In the book her hair gets burned off too, but I can respect the showrunners’ decision to invoke a variant of the Incredible Hulk Pants Rule.

God rest her sweet soul.

I was underselling it. It’s almost a half mil. And it’s a dump.

No need, the snowflakes entered their personal data into an easy-to-hack app, look them up and see for yourself.

If that’s out of your league, you can buy the house where I fell on a broken jar and got a gash in my knee, for a cool four hundred grand.

This was a very enjoyable read. Every part of it. Remind me who the snowflakes are supposed to be?

Oh that last quote. 😰😰😰

Wilkerson and his mother were bystanders who stepped in to save the woman who jumped the barrier. 

+1 more idiot

Well, shit. I genuinely liked Talk Talk. There is no amount of ironic distance that can protect me from this.

Oh he’s 330 lbs AT LEAST. And that BP? Fucking lol.

I saw Ray Lampe, Dr. BBQ, select this as his favorite Hot & Spicy Food on that episode of BEST THING I EVER ATE and it looked terrifying and delicious as I love horseradish. Going to St. Elmo’s is the one reason I have for wanting to visit Indianapolis.

Before you go on a racist rant, just remember we have body cams...

They’ve been trying to take Lisa down for 9 seasons. Nothing has worked. Adrienne tried. Kyle and Adrienne tried. Brandi tried. Now I guess the whole cast will try. Good luck.

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They’re jettisoning assets and rearranging the books in advance of the lawsuit they know is coming so they won’t have to pay out. That’s what’s happening here.