The old man’s still an artist with the Thompson.

Hells yes!

They are. And Wilbur Ross literally just said he doesn’t understand why people are going to foodbanks. They should just be able TO GET A LOAN.

Are any fucking business people screaming at the WH or their Congress lackeys to get this shit fixed? How much money does it have to cost them before they demand an end?

I hate that this is an unpopular opinion, but I am living for Monique. (And I don’t know if she invented “gooped”, but it’s catching on. If it makes you feel better though, my aggressive Apple spellcheck changed it to “goofed”, twice.)

Le sigh.

Saturday Night Live.. So definitely not.

I was reminded of how much I loathe her because of her treatment of Shay’s addiction. “But it’s OK if he just drinks a little with us so he doesn’t feel left out, right?”

What more of this viral spectacle do we need to consume?

Seconded on Dave’s Killer Bread. Good Seed makes the best PB&J in the universe. 

When they protest, they should put pics of Jeffrey Dahmer’s face on all the signs. Remember how the police found a naked, bleeding Asian man running from him and because he didn’t speak English well, they ‘returned’ him to Jeff paternalistically to his eventual death?! I couldn’t believe he wasn’t killed in prison far…

Only if you want to roux in your meal

I love this look, and I double love that her photoshoot with it is in an ornate bathroom. Let’s not only make periods acceptable, but glamorous AF.

“...none of the staff at the Hacienda HealthCare facility knew the patient was pregnant until she went into labor and began moaning.”

I’m still sad about that dragon. I cried buckets over that scene.

Pelosi is pretty much the Olenna of Congress.

Everybody gets to work. Not everybody needs to watch. It’s fine.

Paul F Tomkins is a national fucking treasure.

Remember when he did a bit to open Rifftrax’s House on Haunted Hill live show? God, I love him.