That and Lara Trump is telling them take one for the team. That’s 800,000 bottles of mouthwash!

Agreed. I would happily pay $9.95 a month to just watch her react to random things. There is nothing about her that I don’t adore.

“...because once you’ve mastered [modesty], no man will be given access to the full secrets behind your allure until you so desire.”

zing

Peet’s does a lovely cold brew (the one you get in the store, not the bottled kind). It really is special.

I hope the baby is whisked away to be raised by a charming, loving family in Finland where he/she can grow up petting reindeer and watching the Northern Lights and never knowing anything about this.

He wound up on Top Chef season 1, right? 

How dare you leave Vanessa Williams out of the list of celebs that have hawked Proactiv?  Ebony Scrooge would have you fired for that. 

Pretty sure that ornate bathroom belongs to my Aunt Ginny.

Tell him it was me

I was wondering: if she conceived, wouldn’t she still be menstruating? Did the staff not notice she was not getting periods? That should have triggered at least a basic health exam after few months.

I didn’t watch the video because I am trying to be nicer to myself but what is wrong with her bottom teeth? Are they chew-stained Chiclets? Is she a beaver? If so: Wikipedia may have an explanation for her behavior:

I recommend noted earth angel Paul F. Tompkin’s Twitter feed for the funniest takes on this dumpster fire.

I wondered that, too! I was an autoclaver for most of the ‘90s. Still know the correct instrument order for most surgical packs and no one can wrap presents like I can.

I want someone to cast this young marvel in “Heart of a Lion: The Kid Cudi Story” ASAP.

He’s not laid back in BoJack Horseman, not by miles LOL. This is not meant to be a nitpick, because I’m seriously laughing just thinking about poor Oxnard the accountant, so thank you for that.

The Limey!  Now no one has any excuses for not seeing that perfect little movie.   IT.  IS.  PERFECT.

I adore Stephan James. His face has such a gravity to it. Every time I see him in close up, I usually mutter something under my breath. To borrow from Edith Wharton, he happens to me all over again.  He’s such a presence.

Clayton, you are not alone. I re-watched the whole series twice back to back, I was so astonished and dazzled. The second time was even better than the first, as I began to see all the repeated props/supporting characters. I think about it at least once a day and I get goosebumps each time.