I’m just glad Anthony (and his forks) eventually got out of the Keebler rat race.

MY STARS it must be utterly exhausting to have to work/live in this young man’s presence.  

I believe, and please correct me if I am wrong, that Jacket Phoneman is the stepbrother of Hey Nongman.

Wow, lots of fighting about movies in the comments. I’m just here to say if Bill Hader asked me to do anything, I would do it.

A million stars for using that poster. Truly, my face hurts from the ear-to-ear grin.  Bless you, kind stranger.

I loved this. It also really drew a line from Welles to Robert Altman, in terms of the layered dialogue at least, for me. It was a connection that seems obvious in hindsight, but I (a movie dummy) had not made the link before.

This story gets better and better. The Krassensteins turned him in! This is a grifter-fest, are we sure Anna Delvey is not somehow involved?

And at today’s press conference, Burkman had his fly unzipped.  

I used to love VR and all the assorted housewives shows. Now, I just find them insipid and really boring. I read the recaps because I can’t let them go, but I can’t stand to watch them. They were such an eternal comfort to me.
 

I appreciate your sharing this, Sam. Thank you. Needed it badly this Monday.

All the people making fun of Daft Punk in the comments can kick rocks.

Archive.org is also wonderful. I like to listen to old The Shadow radio programs with Orson Welles (they were great when my grandma was dying, I would play them for her and she would get so happy). They also have some crazy stuff, like footage of Russian scientists trying to figure out life & death in the 40s (the…

Loving that this has turned into a discussion about the Countess. Ah, life still has the power to surprise me.

Your comment made me laugh out loud. I have not laughed out loud in weeks.
 

Oh girl. Get some oil blotters. You look like you just dove head first into a tray of french fries.

My first time seeing this GIF, a thousand thanks. My stars: the rear leg stance on the lioness to the left. She is about to fuck all manner of things up.

She looks kind of like a cross between Sheila Kelley and Connie Sellecca now. Hoping someone reading this article remembers those two actresses...

WhiJo looking swole this season.  Just me?

Yeah, female Uber driver here for 3 years and I am certain their online support is bots. They reply back with a totally incorrect response, no matter your inquiry, and then just keep mis-replying to any attempts to clarify the situation until you get fed up and stop. The real only recourse is to blast them on Twitter.…

Lord I would just love to die and come back as a ghost that can follow Jane Curtin around.  You’d be entertained constantly.  

I don’t know who this gentleman is, so I thought [given the header pic] his chin piercings were made to look like zippers IN HIS FACE and thought it very impressive. Now that I have Google Imaged him, I am disappointed.

It’s true!  His teratoma is the biggest, hairiest one you’ve ever seen! (I tried to pick the most digusting type of growth I could think of that would not get me greyed out, apologies in advance to all who google ‘teratoma’)