A JB Fletcher reference was needed today, bless you. 

Brap brap pew pew

I had to read it in 11th grade lit class, coming on the heels of “Where are you going, where have you been?”, so it suffered greatly in comparison, at least to my teen-aged attention span. ; )

Archer’s Bartleby, the Scrivener reference is my favorite.  It’s NOT an easy read!

Mel Gibson’s The Wild Bunch! Starring Emile Hirsch as Pike, Ansel Elgort as Dutch, Shia LaBeouf as Tector, Chris Brown as Lyle, Louis CK as Angel, James Woods as Freddie Sykes and Kevin Spacey as General Mapache.

How about the story of Charles Norris and Alexander Gettler, the fathers of forensics? I’d say we all owe them an enormous debt of gratitude, plus their story is crazy.  It would make a killer Drunk History.

I like the repeated use of “Run It” in film and TV to indicate ‘there is suddenly a party where there previously was none’.  It makes me laugh each time. 

If he’s convicted, at least he can keep rocking those v-necks.  

Didn’t even need the byline, I knew who wrote this after reading the first sentence.  

Excellent homage to Maude’s own monologue episode.  10/10

Choking women is bad, BoJack.  

RIP Howard Borden. I hope they have your favorite cocktail (a bowl of soup) waiting for you at the pearly gates.

P.S.  Can we all agree to form a psychic protective circle around Bob and Peter Bonerz?

There is a book by the RE/Search publications called Pranks! and one of the chapters describes an artist who painted electrical outlet covers and then used them to replace the outlet covers in a museum.

Boone’s!  Marry me, goddessoftransitory. 

Ruby from Great British Bake Off is also a great one to follow - she talks a lot about eating disorders, especially orthorexia.  

Impossible for anyone to put this any better than you just did. I stan for her so damn hard.

I use the topical diclofenac, hope the risk is not as high, as this stuff is heaven in a topical rub.

BoJack Horseman, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and (oddly enough) The Leftovers have probably had the most profound positive effect on my mental well-being. A very close fourth would be Lady Dynamite.

Seattle, for one. You can park your non-running POS camper trailer on the street, in a 2 hour pay-to-park parking spot and then LIVE THERE. You can sell drugs, you can advertise sex, you can throw your trash on the sidewalks. You can shoot at/smear fecal matter on the buildings of local businesses. You will be left…

Uncrustables are my love. They are the last thing I get before I checkout and I transport them from the store to my house (5 min away) in a cooler as to minimize freezer burn. I have a incredibly specific way of preparing them before I eat them (it involves opening the bag, folding the bag edges over the Uncrustable…