Sucks for Avalanche, but I’m certainly not sad to see the multi-hundred dollar ‘toys as DLC’ fad winding down.

Go peddle your bullshit somewhere else. She just killed several armed and armored men, is bulletproof, and is actually being extracted in order to join an elite team of cybered-up soldiers.

Sure, but they’ve got his Twitch channel now, so as soon as he streams again, they can ban that account. And you can’t just make a new Twitch channel, because you’ll lose all your subscribers, which was the point of the whole thing. They probably can’t keep him from playing the game, but they can sure as shit shut…

Vespa is a trademarked term. That’s a Faggio.

Picked up a Pebble Time after I got my GS7 and I love it, I don’t really care all that much about the various apps, but the customizable watch faces are fun and it’s nice to be able to track my sleeping pattern I guess.

I haven’t played the majority of these games, but Kamidori is a full fledged SRPG with maybe more depth than the newer Fire Emblem games, which sometimes features fully consensual sex scenes and little violence beyond the ‘cartoon violence’ level.

Are you telling me there’s no option for classic controls?

Yeah, all those top executives with full sleeves and neck tattoos are really proving him wrong.

Yes there is, but if you go into Kamidori looking to jerk off you’re gonna be disappointed. I think it’s something like 25 gameplay hours til you get your first H-scene.

So, Mr Strawman, how do you feel about the gay showering game, Second Life, Kamidori, etc? All rape games, or...?

For real though, Kamidori Alchemy Meister is actually a really good game. It’s basically Shining Force 2, only sometimes you have sex with a mud monster or a slime girl.

Good thing he had that gun to protect himself from bad words.

Shit collectibles for a shit movie.

All must be sanitized. All must be made safe.

Nah I’m sure they’re cool dudes, but I rarely read the import stuff or the anime reviews.

Mike, as the only writer I still enjoy on Kotaku, where will you be going after Hulk Hogan piledrives your servers through the Earth’s core?

Just try to invest that with all the irony you’ve ever heard in your life, coalesced into one statement.

You don’t have to ‘imply’ anything. PDP was a dick in his review, full stop. He gave the reviewer the finger at the end of it. That’s unnecessary and simply pandering to his audience of idiots.

There’s a little bit of a gap between just nasty stuff being said about your game and the de facto youtube king of an army of retards saying nasty things about your game.

Mr. Pie should be a little more cognizant of the amount of weight he throws around on the Internet. Millions of mouth breathing retards follow his every move, and it’s not really fair for him to come down so hard on a one-man operation’s first attempt at a game, especially when his own game, which presumably was made…