I really couldn’t care less about this particular instance. Although the wholesale changing of entire characters is annoying, most people will never know about it (although I find the idea of a shy and demure, extremely strong female knight more interesting than a dudettebro weightlifting cliche), but if you’re gonna…

But can it play League of Legends.

It’s framerate issues, not unplayable like Arkham Knight. I have already finished Xcom 2 twice. It’s only bad during the Geoscape and initial loads into Battlescape.

Wow, I thought the overwhelming greasiness and lack of actual qeuso in the quesalupa that I tried was just because the Taco Bell I chose to go to fucked it up. Looks like it’s actually just disgusting.

And suddenly Bungie wants to have their cake and eat it too, with a hefty expansion that will probably run yet another 40 dollars as well as their stupid paid microtransactions. Despite telling us all straight out that future content updates would be paid for by the microtransactions.

I’ve had Operation Sweaty Father, so I’m pretty sure that can never be surpassed, even by Operation Fury Chicken.

Breath of Fire III is a PS1 ‘classic’. I didn’t find it that good even at release, but hey, the much superior BoF4 has been out for ages, so whatever.

Post-skip Hinata, of course. How is this even a question that needs to be asked?

You are definitely making a difference in the world. Way to be a progressive activist.

Yeah man, really stick it to that guy on the Internet. Wow, you are such a good person. Your mother would be proud.

But that’s what I don’t understand. You say it’s slow, but then I can go to YT and watch a video of some JP guy using a Charge Blade on end game content and it’s like nonstop attacks, point guarding, combos, extremely fast and flashy stuff. Most of the weapons in MH don’t swing any slower than the standard sword and…

People who complain about the ‘slow’ weapons in MH never realized they could dodge-roll out of attack animations.

Which is fine, but the description used was ‘sluggish and boring’, which doesn’t apply to any weapon in MH except maybe the GS, which, invariably when I ask, is almost always the weapon people who say this tried first.

Well, you were looking so hard for something to be offended by, I figured I’d just provide a big target so that you can feel good about yourself for dispensing justice on the Internet to an anonymous person who couldn’t care less.

I don’t get it. Somehow, Monster Hunter, with it’s endlessly deep combo chains, guard/evade canceling, and different mechanics on every single weapon, is sluggish and boring, but FFEx, where every weapon has a single 3-4 hit combo that never changes, is not?

It’s easy to hate things we don’t understand. That’s why racism is alive in America.

Good rebuttal. Very inventive, with lots of counterpoints and examples. Oh no, wait, just some name calling because you have nothing to back up your argument.

People who think MH has slow and dull combat are the same people who play a fighting game twice and call it boring. There’s tons of YT videos of high-skill level players doing amazing things in MH that require a degree of technical skill that’s frankly unbelievable to me. Good luck finding the same kind of video for…

None of the MH-inspired games have had anywhere near the depth of design and complexity that MH enjoys. MH has been tuned beyond belief. Every single other game that apes it is a shallow me-too that adds flashy eye-candy and misses the point of the game it’s copying entirely. The only one that even came close to…

You probably didn’t enjoy it much because FFEx is ACTUALLY dull. After thousands of hours of Monster Hunter, I can’t appreciate a game that takes all the surface ideas and none of the depth and makes a game out of them. It’s like...what’s the point in the grind when there’s no payoff later on when I can show off my…